I dislike the way you speak about woman.

dancefreak....would you buy boys oh boys brand slag-bags if you heard this jingle?

to the tune of the teddy bears picnic


If you bend it into a slut today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you bend it into a slut today,
You'd better wear Boys oh boys.
For every slag that ever there was
Their minges are hungry for BoB cocks
Today's the day the slutty birds have their ovulation....
 
Would you prefer sad sexist shit.

Your small man syndrome must really get you down, the women must really find it both unsatisfying and hilarious at the same time.

Your 'brand' of humour is both unfunny and pathetic.

Your mother must be really proud.
 
Would you prefer sad sexist shit.

Your small man syndrome must really get you down, the women must really find it both unsatisfying and hilarious at the same time.

Your 'brand' of humour is both unfunny and pathetic.

Your mother must be really proud.

i think you're getting wolfy mixed up with one of the other bobs dancey
 
Would you prefer sad sexist shit.

Your small man syndrome must really get you down, the women must really find it both unsatisfying and hilarious at the same time.

Your 'brand' of humour is both unfunny and pathetic.

Your mother must be really proud.

a) i'm not sad... i'm actually very very happy!
b) yes... i am a sexy piece of shit... you fiesty little scatologist you....

actually.... i've never in my life been more popular with the sluts as i am at the moment... in actual reality.... i walk into a bar and seem to be able to pull more or less any bird i want.... i don't find it unstatisfying...but i do find it hilarious...:grin:

both my parents are exceptionally proud of me... very successful career... and any slag i've introduced them to has been highly intelligent, educated and beautiful.

your jealousy syndrome must make you so mad.... i bet you've got a big red face and bits of spit fly from your mouth as you read about the successes the BoBs have.... you poor poor little twerp.
 
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