How often?

[MrFrisp]

Uisce Eireann won't be happy with you....

They will when they install a meter..

 

[Cormac]

And before you ask Jimmy, regular not golden..

 

[Gregory_Mike]

He is a smelly fecker alright....

He should sign up again as Smellman. Pooman and Smellman has a nice ring to it.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Daily and sometimes twice daily in summer.

 

[Greed is Good]

I cannot overstate the importance of washing and grooming. If you smell like a bum you deserve to be treated as a bum.