This year I'll have the sprinklers on. Just like the good ole days.
I'm adding strobe lights - that'll really fuck with all -m Oh my Kid is a complete pussy, their eyes, think of their eyes...I HAVE THOUGHT OF THEIR EYES ass, hence the Strobes.
Useless Kids need not apply for sweets, ya.
The Boo Hoo parents stand outside the property boundary.
(No doubt one will appreciate the work put in, AKA a lass in the Park, she's mad for Mickey)