Anyone else think that his story about his friend riding an England players wife "who in some circles is more famous than her husband" might be a fabrication just to freak out Cashley Cole, who he clearly doesn't like. I thought of Cashley straight away. Also he is definitely using that column to settle scores.
It has been alleged as being Abbey Clancy in other places online. Crouch has played at Pompey and now at Stoke. Both ex-clubs of Kitson's so plenty mutual friends you would think.

