for those who were asking me last week

[oul'doll]

I hate fat pizza dough so it's better than that.

 

[DogTheLangerHunter]

By the way sunners, what you had was a wrap, not a pizza.

 

[sunbabe08]

Well there u go. I present to you an alternative. I cam put anything on it

 

[Jinky]

Just made this pizza, really nice. I put beef, tomato sauce, onion, lettuce, tomato, bacon and bread on it.

Here's a pic of it against the white background of my kitchen.

EDIT: Oh, and mayo. Can't beat mayo on a pizza.

 

[Mick Lyons]

I was in a mates house years ago and he asked me did I want a hot dog.
I said yeah.
He gave me a sausage with tomato sauce wrapped in a slice of white bread.






































True story.

 

[DogTheLangerHunter]

Irish people are complete amateurs when it comes to cuisine, generally.

My mam wouldn't call something 'proper food' until it was boiled to a pale mush.

 

[Jinky]

It's a scientific fact that that is a sausage sandwich.

Did he butter the bread? Did the hot sausage melt the butter? Only in that scenario would his faux pas be somewhat excusable.

 

[KSwizzle]

 

[smoochie poos]

awww kswizzle that's brilliant, reminds me of Simons cat

 

[Mick Lyons]

It's a scientific fact that that is a sausage sandwich.

Did he butter the bread? Did the hot sausage melt the butter? Only in that scenario would his faux pas be somewhat excusable.

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
The fact that he felt it was necessary to jazz it up by making it sound american smacked of post-colonial self-hatred to me.
I didn't tell him that though.