Eggs

[Tia Maria]

fucking fattys make me sick to my very core.

Disgusting blobs.

 

[Mick Lyons]

fucking fattys make me sick to my very core.

Stop fucking them then!
1.75/10

 

[The Curious Lozenge]

Stop fucking them then!
1.75/10

but you wake up after the few scoops and they're just there, rotating on your shaft like a rotating kebab.

 

[Musical Paper Boy]

but you wake up after the few scoops and they're just there, rotating on your shaft like a rotating kebab.

It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'spit roasted'

 

[kidneybeans]

So they say eggs are a healthy breakfast, which is great as i love them. Had them this morning. They say scrambled eggs and brown toast are a healthy breakfast. Winning!!
But then they say Fried Eggs are bad....?

Now tell me this....how can 2 eggs scrambled with butter and milk....be better for you than 2 eggs fried in a tiny drop of EV olive oil........

How does that work....eh....eh.....EH?!?!?!

I don't like the taste of eggs fried in olive oil, I would mostly use sunflower or rapeseed oil, or an interesting flavour use coconut oil which is the healthiest for frying as it tolerates higher heat than the other oils.

scrambled eggs should be cooked on very low heat which is why they are considered healthier. Mostly scrambled eggs are horrible cos they are cooked to fast at too high heat, which makes them taste like the rubbery shit you usually get served. I often use the coconut oil for scrambled eggs to, or just butter, both which tolerate heat better than olive oil.

These 2 experts could teach most who vandalise eggs how to do it to give best taste.

 

[Mick Lyons]

God, Michels oul lad turned into a right fat bastard since then.

 

[Helvetium Magnum]

The greasy fry !
Does not lie.

It will end up
On your thigh.

I like trying to fertilise some eggs! Woul'nt mind trying Aingeals or Sunners!

 

[duffer31]

Duffer giving fitness advice.

lulz!

You could do with some exercise yourself chubby.

 

[Jinky]

not surprising as a maraathon should take even the fattest about 5 hours. i suggest you sort it out. eat less or do more marathons.

duffer, didn't you break all land speed records on that trip to Manchester?

 

[Tia Maria]

Had an egg with dinner yesterday.

I feel my heart clogging up now.:neutral: