Dublin... Is a fucking shithole

[Corks finest]

Bring me back a rock.

 

[Coach and Six]

I'm off to Dublin on Tuesday. Ffs.

Christ, best of luck. I'd rather be heading for Mariupol.

 

[Meridian]

Over last while there are massive queues of departing people at Dumplin airport, is it any wonder really when we think of it, I mean there is no queue to go into that kip.

 

[Corks finest]

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

There's a metal band called Xentrix, and they were due to play Dublin tonight but it has been postponed for the most bizarre reason ever.

But even better than that is the Facebook comment underneath the explanation

Surely to jasus you could find someone to break into a van in Dublin. Just leave it unattended for 20 minuts and some smack head will have the doors open.

URGENT RE XENTRIX DUBLIN TONIGHT
Folks, Friday the 13th has struck. Due to a broken van lock and over 6 hours spent working on it by numerous rescue places and locksmiths, the Xentrix equipment, merch, personal belongings are all still locked in the van. Unfortunately sourcing alternative equipment at such short notice had been impossible and we've been left with no alternative but to postpone the show. The band are gutted and send their apologies. Belfast will go ahead tomorrow via alternative arrangements and we will work on a replacement Dublin date ASAP so please keep your tickets. Apologies folks....it's one of those freak occurrences that nobody can predict.

 

[fed up]

There's a metal band called Xentrix, and they were due to play Dublin tonight but it has been postponed for the most bizarre reason ever.

But even better than that is the Facebook comment underneath the explanation

Surely to jasus you could find someone to break into a van in Dublin. Just leave it unattended for 20 minuts and some smack head will have the doors open.

URGENT RE XENTRIX DUBLIN TONIGHT
Folks, Friday the 13th has struck. Due to a broken van lock and over 6 hours spent working on it by numerous rescue places and locksmiths, the Xentrix equipment, merch, personal belongings are all still locked in the van. Unfortunately sourcing alternative equipment at such short notice had been impossible and we've been left with no alternative but to postpone the show. The band are gutted and send their apologies. Belfast will go ahead tomorrow via alternative arrangements and we will work on a replacement Dublin date ASAP so please keep your tickets. Apologies folks....it's one of those freak occurrences that nobody can predict.

Local metal group Easy Company playing up there tonight and in Fred Zeppelins tomorrow afaik...

Good luck lads....

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Local metal group Easy Company playing up there tonight and in Fred Zeppelins tomorrow afaik...

Good luck lads....

Easy Company doesn't sound like a metal band

Fair play to them but it wouldn't be my mind of ceol

 

[fed up]

Easy Company doesn't sound like a metal band

Fair play to them but it wouldn't be my mind of ceol

I thought the same until the son showed me them... Crazy loud, write all their own stuff. Metal does my head in but each to their own, hope it goes well for them.

Fibber Mcgees they're playing tonight.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Maybe it's a joke. Like not so easy company

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I thought the same until the son showed me them... Crazy loud, write all their own stuff. Metal does my head in but each to their own, hope it goes well for them.

Fibber Mcgees they're playing tonight.

Fair play to them. They could be the next Metallica or one of those bands