Dublin... Is a fucking shithole

[sigourney's knickers]

Yuro for a hostel buuuuhd

See dah... See dah der.... Dats a busss, wi' annuda bussss on top... waahhaahhaahhaaa

 

[Heraldo]

Meh

A Skoda in a designer dress.

Fancy Skoda really
Both are still nicer than some other brands out there

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Over 20 years since I've been to Zaytoon.

Can't believe it's still going strong and as tasty as ever!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Are you still alive, get out to O'Connell street and get murdered.

Bleedin' salt a dee ert.

Gunfur for fooks sake n my leg is knackered form fuwinding a spaaaare vaaain.. an me ma fierce sick in de mater.

Chaaaange mannnn. Go' any.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Revolting creatures.

 

[Kit Nichols]

Over 20 years since I've been to Zaytoon.

Can't believe it's still going strong and as tasty as ever!

I was up there a few weeks ago, no donor kebabs at 11:30 pm, I was gutted, had to settle for some shit kebab futher down Camden street.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I was up there a few weeks ago, no donor kebabs at 11:30 pm, I was gutted, had to settle for some shit kebab futher down Camden street.

Popular spot. Try again.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Heard a classic:

You shut yoor fookin' mewt when yar talkin' ta me!

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I was up there a few weeks ago, no donor kebabs at 11:30 pm, I was gutted, had to settle for some shit kebab futher down Camden street.

One of my favrit pubs in Dublin is on Camden Street - The Bleeding Horse

I can't go there anymore though as there's a new Wetherspoons across the road and the temptation is too much.

It's like walking around Amsterdam with your missus and being distracted by all the hookers

 

[Corks finest]

I was chatting to a guy from New York who is actually a very decent chap and he said he loved Dublin. I said to myself there's no point arguing with him
I suppose it has Trinity, Guinness Storehouse, Art Galleries and usual tourist attractions so that's what they see when they get here

It’s a wall to wall shithole
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