Dublin... Is a fucking shithole

[MerchantOfEnnis]

You are married, aren't you Merch?

Yes, but as the old saying goes, "eating ain't cheating when you're begging for a pegging"

My grandmother taught me that one

 

[Hallbopping]

Yes, but as the old saying goes, "eating ain't cheating when you're begging for a pegging"

My grandmother taught me that one

Well that’s put me right off the sausage roll I was eating.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I agree however this incident was at 1pm in the day less than 500m from O’Connell Street.

There was literally a fella 11 am lying on Coburg st with a policeman standing over him there a year back

 

[Yermon]

I loved the freedom of doing my own thing. I’ve been to Germany quite a bit over the last few years and plan to again in Autumn if Trump doesn’t banjax it. It’s grand to talk to someone for a few hours over a few pints but after a while I definitely want to feck off and do my own thing.

The only thing that disappointed me about Munich was Feldherrnhalle was inaccessible because it was setup for a concert.

Pro Tip: Try talking to a female, and if you play your cards right she might give you a hand

 

[White Van Man]

Jaysus some gurriers

Search for handgun dropped by suspect and fired by child

Gardaí investigating an ongoing feud between two drug gangs in Ballymun are searching for a gun that was fired by a child in the area yesterday afternoon.

www.rte.ie

Gardaí approached the man with the firearm, but he ran away and was pursued.

He threw the gun into bushes as he made his escape, but it was subsequently picked up and fired by a child, believed to be around 11 years old.

 

[markyboy]

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/crime/lucky-dip-gang-associate-19-left-with-serious-head-injuries-following-brick-assault-after-being-accused-of-house-break-in/a/153192890.html

“Associate”?

aspirations

 

[Browser Brody]

This was a young fella who was working up in a place called Ulm. A grand fella but like this was peak Covid, going to a big football match was a major deal and yer man wanted to leave early to beat the crowds while I wanted to stay in my seat til the last player had gone off the pitch. I absolute hate other people trying to dictate what I do in those scenarios. I told him I'd meet him later in a bar in town that I had no intention of going to, and that was the last I saw of him

Christ was on one or two work trips with fellas like that…

Me: “I think i might go to a thai restaurant this evening.
Him: “ i don’t really fancy that”
Me : “ we can do our own thing so and i can meet you at the office tomorrow ?”
Him : “ah no, sur we might as well all stick together “
Me : Sigh…

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I'm not available for that.

 

[El Guapo]

Christ was on one or two work trips with fellas like that…

Me: “I think i might go to a thai restaurant this evening.
Him: “ i don’t really fancy that”
Me : “ we can do our own thing so and i can meet you at the office tomorrow ?”
Him : “ah no, sur we might as well all stick together “
Me : Sigh…

A complete pain in the bollocks.

just bring your gear and go for a run.

Nobody ever wants to Join you and you can do whatever the fuck you like for the evening because people think you're fucking Eliud Kipchoge living a kind of spartan existence

The other top tip is get breakfast sent to your room so you don't have to deal with the cunts before you've had coffee and a dump

 

[sigourney's knickers]

A complete pain in the bollocks.

just bring your gear and go for a run.

Nobody ever wants to Join you and you can do whatever the fuck you like for the evening because people think you're fucking Eliud Kipchoge living a kind of spartan existence

The other top tip is get breakfast sent to your room so you don't have to deal with the cunts before you've had coffee and a dump

Nothing worse than someone talking shop while eating.

Just fuck off will ya.