Donald Trump movie biopic in the pipeline.

[Greed is Good]

I can confirm that a major motion picture project on the life of President Donald Trump is in the pipeline. I am adapting the screenplay from my as yet unpublished memoirs of President Trump. It will most likely be a multi part franchise chronicling his early life, his success as a property mogul, his celebrity as host of the Apprentice and his twice election as President Of The United States.

It is a tale like no other about a man like no other.

 

[El Guapo]

Have you not seen the apprentice (2024) greedy?

Decent auld flick

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Will this book also be released in PDF File format?

 

[Greed is Good]

Have you not seen the apprentice (2024) greedy?

Decent auld flick

That was a biased hit piece without a shred of truth.

 

[Greed is Good]

Will this book also be released in PDF File format?

It will be available in all formats.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

I read a thing on Variety last night that said the role of Donny T was going to either Chris Tucker or Terry Crews.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

INT: Jamaica Hospital, Queens, NYC - 1946

POV - a hospital gowned pair of legs in stirrups. A concerned looking DOCTOR floats into view.

DOCTOR: OK, Mrs. Trump this is the moment. Push! PUSH!

NURSE: I can see the head, doctor! The hair, its... its... magnificent. People will say that this child totally has the best hair ever. That's what they'll said. It's true. It's true.

DOCTOR: Absolutely. They totally will. It's the colour of the best thing in the world - gold. It's a boy Mrs. Trump. A big beautiful boy! Get Mr. Trump in here. Fred!

FRED TRUMP: Is it done?

DOCTOR: It's a boy, Mr. Trump. A healthy boy.

FRED TRUMP: His hands! Look at his hands, they're so small. Is that normal?

DOCTOR: They will grow. Probably... Have you thought of a name?

FRED TRUMP: What's your name, Doctor?

DOCTOR: Dr. Fernando Zabala Lopez, sir!

FRED TRUMP: I shall call him Donald.

 

[jeepers]

I have something in a very similar pipeline....a trip to the smallest room in the house is called for. Regularity is a blessing.