Donald Trump autobiography.

[thegillabbeygowl]

"And then a Russian hooker urinated on me"

 

[mayday]

I can confirm that I will be ghost writing President Donald Trumps autobiography and a publication date of mid 2021 can be expected. I have been in contact with him on a regular basis since the disputed elections and I can confirm he will soon be issuing a statement on the matter. Previously unseen evidence will be revealed which will verify the Presidents statements.

R u on da mushies r wot?

 

[Tube a Pringles]

"And then a Russian hooker urinated on me"

"So I married her. Turns out she isn't Russian. Crazy."

 

[Greed is Good]

"And then a Russian hooker urinated on me"

That never happened.

 

[Greed is Good]

In fairness, he did say “ghost writing.”

A ghostwriter is hired to write literary or journalistic works, speeches, or other texts that are officially credited to another person as the author. Celebrities, executives, participants in timely news stories, and political leaders often hire ghostwriters to draft or edit autobiographies, memoirs, magazine articles, or other written material.


Verdict: NO PWN.

This is entirely correct.

 

[gaffer falls]

This is entirely correct.

What a clatter poor Stacky

 

[Donald Trump]

Id rather read the autobiography of the Donald Trump of this parish,
Stories of sessions in noels, back and forth to Boylesports and Barties,
Punch ups at closing time involving men some times,

I’ve got some tales to tell.

Greedys wife figures in lots of them when he’s away on business.

This one time we made a video, and in a lock in Noel’s another night........

I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Pip pip.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

That never happened.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?“

 

[bluesball]

Will the book when it comes out be in the Fact or Fake section

 

[Stacky]

What a clatter poor Stacky

I am not the one who believes that a local Sky T.V. sales person is a world renowned top selling self-help author and now somehow writing Donald Trumps "autobiography"


Who even cares really?

People need their fantasies to keep themselves going and even more so now.