De Irish Times 'all men are bastards' thread

[King Silkbeard]

He's hardly a stupid man if he has so much money and can buy Twitter, sent rockets to space and so on.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Watch out Elon m8. Once Maeve launches her money transfer system, electric car and form of space travel there will be no stopping her.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Falcon Heavy landing. What a stupid prick. (Don't mention mid booster

 

[Nan Slack]

Falcon Heavy landing. What a stupid prick. (Don't mention mid booster

Anyone can do that, boy. We used to make Steerinas in Cork with ball-bearings shur. A Rocket would be no problem.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Falcon rocket... shit

Tesla car... shit.

Three Falcon rockets tied together launching a tesla car into space.... shit.

She doesn't think Twitter is shit though.

Hasn't had her Weetabix.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Anyone can do that, boy. We used to make Steerinas in Cork with ball-bearings shur. A Rocket would be no problem.

You can never have enough ball-bearings. Don't care what you're doing.

 

[The Lord of the Funk]

Anger as comedian Maeve Higgins claims ‘assistance dog’ for flight

<p>Comedian Maeve Higgins is in the doghouse with disability campaigners after revealing that she pretended to need an assistance dog in order to avoid paying for her pet to travel on a flight from the US.</p>

www.irishexaminer.com

the same Maeve Higgins who pretended to have a disability to avoid paying for her pet to travel

 

[Hank Scorpio]

 

[Nan Slack]

Those aqueducts are still in use to this day. Good tradesmen those Romans.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Twitter takeover talks :

How much dya want for da gourd.

It's yours. You can have it.

'ave it?