Iiiiin 1: you'll be able to butcher your next door neighbours, it's a cutlery set.
Iiiiin 2: give the missus a treat, a set of tea towels and crockery rack.
Iiiiin 3: you'll never be late for the pub again, it's a digital sports watch
Iiiiiiin 4: you'll need a bath when you come back from the mine, it's a bed linen set
Iiiiin 5: be the snappiest dresser in town, a corny trouser press
Iiiiiiin 6: wake up to the beautiful aroma of tea from this teasmaid
Iiiiiiin 7: buff up with this home gym
Iiiiiiin 8: jump on the train and head to this wonderful day out at butlins, minehead.
And bully's special prize: watch bullseye in style with this 32" mitsubishi black diamond TV set.