Crusties squatting in one of my properties.

[Greed is Good]

I am constantly travelling between these Isles and the States, now that my services are even more in demand than ever.
When my properties are empty it is imperative to find a tenant or employ a man to keep watch. However one such fellow whom I hired to mind a country property I use for entertaining dropped the ball. The house was broken into by hippies who have changed the locks and have barricaded themselves inside.

I detest hippies so I will not be taking this lying down. The laws of this country are set against the property owner unlike In the United States where law enforcement will do the job required.

 

[The Shakey Fridge]

Is this house located in the late 1960s?

 

[Greed is Good]

Is this house located in the late 1960s?

Hippies are still around unfortunately. They will attempt to squat empty properties at any opportunity. Bums and layabouts who want everything handed to them on a plate.

 

[The Shakey Fridge]

Sounds like the Connolly Youth Movement m8.

Threaten them with a good wash or gainful employment


That shouldn't be long shifting them

 

[Browser Brody]

What sort of hippy activities have they engaged in Greedy ?
How do you know they are not New Age travellers?

Have they gained access to your wine cellar ?

 

[Greed is Good]

What sort of hoppy activities have they engaged in Greedy ?
How do you know they are not New Age travellers?

Have they gained access to your wine cellar ?

They are the same thing.

There is drink in a secure location on the property, if they have not already gained access to it they will be attempting to do so.

 

[markyboy]

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Did they pee on the rug?

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Your missus been slumming it again?

 

[Handy Run]

@Crusty Ring didn't know there were more of ye!