Cork city has gone to the dogs.

[Micky Spills]

Dole birds day out

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Loads of tourists around town

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

I was walking back to work after lunch and I passed a guard on the Mall.

He barely broke 5'4" in the boots that they wear now.

"Crispy" you'll say to me, and I'll forgive the familiarity on this occasion "Crispy, sure Bruce Lee was only 5'5" in his stockinged feet and you wouldn't start in on him, would you?"

That's all fair enough, I wouldn't fight Hong Kong's "Little Dragon" Bruce Lee but I'd say the farthest east this guard had been was Cobh.

 

[Yermon]

Horrible people, frightening children having nuggets and chips. the conflict ended in November ffs

If the conflict actually ended how come so many Palestinians are still being killed in Gaza?

We’re told Israel is on a ceasefire in Lebanon too and yet scores of Lebanese are still being killed there every week.

Unsurprisingly, the Israelis are still targeting medics and civilian infrastructure - because they are cu*nts and that’s what they do!

 

[Yermon]

I was walking back to work after lunch and I passed a guard on the Mall.

He barely broke 5'4" in the boots that they wear now.

"Crispy" you'll say to me, and I'll forgive the familiarity on this occasion "Crispy, sure Bruce Lee was only 5'5" in his stockinged feet and you wouldn't start in on him, would you?"

That's all fair enough, I wouldn't fight Hong Kong's "Little Dragon" Bruce Lee but I'd say the farthest east this guard had been was Cobh.

Have you seen the state of some of the scobes around town. About the same height and I’d say 7 stone when wet!

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I don't know how the scobes afford JD Sports. I was looking at new Nike Air and they're 200 quid

 

[Crusty Ring]

I don't know how the scobes afford JD Sports. I was looking at new Nike Air and they're 200 quid

Crazy money for shite runners made in Taiwan for a fiver

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Crazy money for shite runners made in Taiwan for a fiver

I find them comfortable to walk in

 

[Crusty Ring]

I find them comfortable to walk in

Try new balance, way better for walking, cheaper and look much better imo

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Try new balance, way better for walking, cheaper and look much better imo

I have a selection but I don't have those ones.