Was getting a bazzer in town at the weekend when that human skidmark; Danny Potatohead started hammering on the glass window of the barbershop. After being roundly ignored, he then decided to open the door and roar "Muslim ******* (word nobody needs to use). Dirty ******* (another word nobody needs to use)" and then started to shove over a display of hair products.
"One moment, please" my barber said to me - a man who isn't a Muslim, a ****** or a ****** and followed Danny outside.
After a moment's remonstrating, Danny roared "Fuck you!" and turned his back on my barber who promptly gave him an almighty funt in the hole so hard that the impact could be heard inside in the shop and, also, took Danny off his feet. He was still caterwauling on the pavement when the barber returned to my haircut.
"Sorry about that" he said, returning to his usual soft-spoken tone. "He does this every so often".
Not long after this, on the same day - I was walking up Oliver Plunkett St. and Danny was lying prone on the ground outside the door of McQuillan Tools blocking entry/exit.
