Cork city has gone to the dogs.

People say to me, "Come into town, it's nice out."

"Nice out", they say.

Yeah... it's nice out for the slime surfers. Nice out for the skunk pussies. Nice out for the lymph leeches and the jism monkeys and the eyeball suckers. "Nice out".

It's not nice out. It's scum out, shit out, filth out, dirt out, puke out, pus out, slime out, mess out, cess out, rot out, sewage out, putrid, gangrenous filthy crap out, dirty, rotten, decayed manky old limbs fallen off a dirty old manky tramp out. Stinky piles of vomit out. Disgusting, foul, piss-stained, murdering pig bastards out.
I have a funny feeling you're holding back. If I were you I'd try expressing myself more because it's not good to keep it all inside
 
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