Cork Airport is going to get offed.

Stacky said:
Dara O’Briain left furious as he slams Dublin Airport as a 'mess'
Irish comedian Dara O'Briain hit out at Dublin Airport for it's 'insane queues', calling the airport a 'mess'. The Bray man tweeted on Sunday that bosses ‘should be on your knees, thanking your staff’ for ‘their patience and charm’. Huge queues have been leaving Dublin Airport passengers frustrated in recent months, with more queues hitting the airport again this morning. Wait times of two hours have been reported, with some calling it the "worst airport experience."
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The actual stench of shit out of the airport last week was horrendous, the toilets are fucking filthy.

The new terminal hasn't been very well maintained at all, there is basically nowhere to eat there without queuing for 30 minutes.

That's all coming from the CEO.
 
The dirt is ingrained into the floor. There were loads of tables, each with a half eaten sandwich or a half consumed drink on it complete with rolled up paper serviette.

The stench emanating from the toilets was disgraceful.

It's actually the worst airport I've ever been in. By a long shot.
 
Hank Scorpio said:
Has he considered switching to a diet higher in fibre?
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He's resigned now actually, which has to be great news.

He joined Morrisons in 2010, the Share price was £2.90.
He left in 2015, the share price was £1.66
The SP went from £1.66 to £2.80 since then.

The guy is a disaster.
 
Stacky said:
Dara O’Briain left furious as he slams Dublin Airport as a 'mess'
Irish comedian Dara O'Briain hit out at Dublin Airport for it's 'insane queues', calling the airport a 'mess'. The Bray man tweeted on Sunday that bosses ‘should be on your knees, thanking your staff’ for ‘their patience and charm’. Huge queues have been leaving Dublin Airport passengers frustrated in recent months, with more queues hitting the airport again this morning. Wait times of two hours have been reported, with some calling it the "worst airport experience."
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Dublin is a shithole and I like Dara but there's something about London Irish types that are very annoying. They're always moaning about something. Usually some pedantic, middle class, privileged rant on Twitter.

Friends in London are constantly on WhatsApp groups and social media moaning about their first world problems, bus routes changing, trains 3 minutes late, had to stand for five stops, neighbour didn't bring their wheelie bin in, rent increases, price of housing, can hear a dog barking twenty houses up, Brexit is shit etc etc.

They come back home and it's one long moan about Ireland/Cork/their old neighbourhood/their parents/siblings who still live here.

Fucking traitors :)
 

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