Cool Films that could have been made if the Writer made a Spelling Mistake

[Claire Bergin]

i love you wolfy

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hillie But Went Down on a Ladyboy From Phnom Phen


A romantic comedy about a town that wouldn't give up. A man who wouldn't lob it out. And the Ladyboy that brought them together.

An English sexchangeographerologist, played by Angela Murphy - who gets up to his trademark foppish-haired bumfoolery, visits the small South Cambodian village of Phnom Phen, to meet, interview and validate the "first Ladyboy of Cambodia". It's 1917, and the war in Europe minces on. The villagers are very proud of their "Ladyboy", and are understandably dissapointed and furious to find that it is in fact a "hillie" as it still has its "bits". Not to be outwitted by a rule (and the Englishman who enforces it), the villagers set out to make their hillie into a Ladyboy, but to do so they must keep the Englishman from leaving, before the snip is done.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

teehee ffs...

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Breakfast At Finnerty’s

Struggling writer Fintin Fogerty, played superbly by an effervescent Gary Coleman, moves into a Lille apartment building and becomes intrigued by his beautiful, idiosyncratic neighbour Nico Le Peanut. Nico's lifestyle confuses and fascinates Finner; in public he flutters through parties with a sexy, urbane air, but when they're alone he changes into a naive helpless bundle of neuroses.

 

[kevinbitzz]

Ferret Bueller's Day Off

Tetley Bueller is a street-wise ferret who knows all the tricks. Today he decides to take the day off school. When Tetley takes the day off, so must his best friends, The LBJ and Gwendy.The LBJ is reluctantly persuaded to borrow his father's (i.e. GOD’s), Ferrari, and together they hatch a plan to get Gwendy out of class so they can take turns to FR her. Suspicious dopey dean of students Scipio Africanus knows all about Tetley, but can never catch him. Tetley's bitter sister, Locky, is also frustrated that Tetley always gets away with his tricks and she doesn't. Furthermore, Tetley is an 'angel' in his parents eyes. It's Tetley' day off, he's out to enjoy himself, and he does!!!

Breakfast At Finnerty’s

Struggling writer Fintin Fogerty, played superbly by an effervescent Gary Coleman, moves into a Lille apartment building and becomes intrigued by his beautiful, idiosyncratic neighbour Nico Le Peanut. Nico's lifestyle confuses and fascinates Finner; in public he flutters through parties with a sexy, urbane air, but when they're alone he changes into a naive helpless bundle of neuroses.

holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Claire Bergin]

yay for wolfy

 

[Vincent Murphy]

wolfy is brillington

 

[Albert J Arbuckle II]

teeheehee Good work Wolfy .....

 

[fintan fogerty]

This thread has put my throat in the clear.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

yay!