Wait til 'ol Donny Tango comes to town on a presidential visit.
You'll have every tootless simpleton (i.e. Clare people) out on the street wearing pink cowboy hats, cheering him on - clapping and gurning to the strains of "Friends In Low Places".
Satsuma Don will throw Reece's peanut butter cups into the crowd and offer to buy Inishmaan.
As is tradition, POTUS will be then offered first night with Dana and/or Twink in the Presidential bedroom.
We know who's buttering our bread.