Buying a gaff

[Hallbopping]

My ex who I mentioned in the pubs thread had a German housemate who had a sex swing in her room, like it was the most normal thing in the world

And people wonder why I like Germany and Germans….

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

And people wonder why I like Germany and Germans….

National Socialism?

 

[Hallbopping]

National Socialism?

Sausage.

 

[dukeroyale]

That's not too bad. A friend of mine is in the process of buying a gaff in Portarlington and the costs he's rambling on about are scary. He's moving back from Amsterdam so I suspect that he's just spending a rake load on hookers and passing the cost off as fees associated with the gaff.

We're looking for a three bed. I have insisted on a "me" room which I plan on very elaborately decorating with music and sports stuff.

Ever see those gaffs with sex rooms/dungeons?

How would you even go about getting one of those built lol. Into Caseys furniture or somewhere, "how's things, could you bring over a few sex slings and a cage please"

hard advise against!

i did that. record player and all the vinyl, posters on the wall, projector, personal sporting accolades.

then things went south in a bad way.

instead of the me room just head over and watch city at turner’s cross or munster or head för a few pints. the me room was a major wrong turn.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Sausage.

I suppose it must be nice to see some proper Wurst when you're so used to that cocktail sausage that dangles between your legs

 

[Hallbopping]

I suppose it must be nice to see some proper Wurst when you're so used to that cocktail sausage that dangles between your legs

I’ve been preparing for a sausage and cheese shortage for a while now.

I’ve called it the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

add stamp duty to my list. 1% so that will be €5k

 

[dukeroyale]

add stamp duty to my list. 1% so that will be €5k

loving the love you’re bringing to financial disaster here.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Era would it just be easier to start supporting Sinn Fein and get a free house?

 

[Roxetten]

That's not too bad. A friend of mine is in the process of buying a gaff in Portarlington and the costs he's rambling on about are scary. He's moving back from Amsterdam so I suspect that he's just spending a rake load on hookers and passing the cost off as fees associated with the gaff.

We're looking for a three bed. I have insisted on a "me" room which I plan on very elaborately decorating with music and sports stuff.

Ever see those gaffs with sex rooms/dungeons?

How would you even go about getting one of those built lol. Into Caseys furniture or somewhere, "how's things, could you bring over a few sex slings and a cage please"

You can get all that stuff in the middle aisle of Lidl on occasion, keep an eye on the weekly leaflets for the next sex dungeon drop.

Their gimp suit can double up as a wetsuit if you remove the head covering.