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Artificial Intelligence. How far away is it?

Any one else over all these AI generated photos and videos already?
It was great craic for a few weeks, I had the missus breakdancing and the dog serving us drinks but any time I see an AI generated image or video now it just makes me cringe a little.
Slop is right.
The young fella was looking for one of a great white fighting a crocodile there and I gave him one of my famous speeches about AI vs the real world. The poor little fucker.
 
I have a lot of trouble finding work in IT these days as no one wants to employ a guy with a small movement issue.

Not a life inhibiting condition at all. Just slightly slow moving.

Video interviews go great and get invited to a second f2f. That's when lip service is deployed by the employer. 30+ years counts for nothing.

So. What to do. If I have to work outside the system so be it. I no longer care.

I always knew about AI Annotators. Those beans that tag cat photos etc etc. Then I discovered that there are online companies that seek out programmers to provide human intervention and verification on AI coding platforms. Coz AI is crap and can't be trusted.

Must have multiple computer languages and pass a number of programming exercises in decryption/encryption/Q Learning.

So I passed and have been on their books for the past few weeks doing reviews, fixing and optimizing and the odd bit of coding solutions for machine learning issues.

Handy bobs. A hell of a lot more being earned than I would have through traditional employment.

So here it is:

Programming has been outsourced en masse to the East in cost saving initiatives for yonks now. We have known for ages that these clowns depend heavily on AI generated code as they have fuck all understanding of the fundamentals.

I train the aforementioned AI tools they use to leech code from.

Therefore, I am training Asian software developers by proxy and am getting paid a whack for it. 😁

The irony is overwhelmimg.

Fuck 'em.
 
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Congrats Ms Knickers! Sounds like you've hacked the idiot system. I'm looking to get set up in writing and art, another area where AI is putting the kibosh on things. On the scratcher for years so I had nothing to do but write novels and drink. Write drunk, edit sober... Some fella in the pub said that to me. I must have over five hundred-thousand of words written, probably a lot more. Never counted them all. Maybe even enough words to set up an LLM based on my own writing if I knew how. Multiple books, across genres, ready to hit the websites once I get my personal situation sorted out. And get the seed funding for covers, a quick edit from a professional on a few novels, layout so I can do Print-on-Demand, a website, mailing lists, accountant, graphics, get my office organised, a decent printer for my own edits on works-in-progress, dedicated work computer so I'm not distracted by The PROC. And this is all the biggest fucking hassle to organise because the idiots in charge wouldn't know an opportunity if it came in a Brown Thomas bag.

I've a fair few fans and have been read thousands of times, with people pestering me to release more despite me bollocks being worn away I'm so busy managing the shit the fucking idiot cunts are forcing me to deal with. I even have one or two established authors, earning serious wedge, who I think are willing to give me cover quotes and do some promotion for me.

The problem, as with your problem with the busybodies in charge, is navigating the fucking bureaucracy. There's complete simpletons out there who'd prefer to see me work a few shifts in some horrendous Centra with a bunch of simpleton students trying to scam everyone for laffs than earning my own bobs in a way that keeps me sane, dry and contributes more than doling out disposable vapes and Monsters to the future stars of middle manglement.

I was going to go down the whole black economy route of all that but it's not right. When I saw the sizable amount of money hit my account from my first novel I released as an experiment I had to stop. There was no way to do it legit, given the rules, and maintain the support I really, really fucking need for my health. The powers that be would prefer to see me isolated, miserable and drunk than paying tax and reducing the strain on things, even just a little. The fucking mush-brained morons. Would you be well! 🍻
 
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