500 euro off a new Tesla

[TheRebelRoar]

What has any of this got to do with buying a Tesla? , if you don't want one, that's fine , move onto another post

That's not fair.

 

[Glanmire Lad]

Be very careful, pal

Why? Have I upset you?

 

[Glanmire Lad]

That's not fair.

Sorry , no offense meant.
If you want to keep on adding post to this thread, who am I to stop you?

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

That's not fair.

Yer man from Mayfield's toilet acting like braveheart

 

[Glanmire Lad]

Yer man from Mayfield's toilet acting like braveheart

I take it you won't be using my referral code so.....??

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

I understand how open forums work thanks, just thought the discussion would be about how bad or good Teslas/EVs are, how good or bad musk/Trump is. Battery fires, little childrens fingers worn from mining cobalt, green party, I'm sticking to my 20 year old diesel......you know, the usual BS we get on open forums.

But you go knock yourself out mate.

Are you telling people that using your referral link is a nice little earner for you?
No.

 

[Glanmire Lad]

Are you telling people that using your referral link is a nice little earner for you?
No.

It's very simple JRR,
500 euro for the buyer ,
250 credit for the referer, up to 10 times max,
so I ( or anyone with a referral code) can make 2500 Tesla credit max. It's all up on the Tesla website for anyone to see.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

I know a fella originally from Glandore but grew up mainly on Blarney Street - always into his fast cars and motorbikes.

Garry Leadfoot Lyons was/is his name.

Met him in town just after Christmas - completely randomly after not seeing him for the bones of 20 years.

"Crisp" he says to me "will we go for a pint?"

"Absolutely" says I "Where will we go?"

"Shelbourne?" asked Garry.

"No"

"Cork Arms?"

"No"

"Dan Low..."

"No"

"Gallagher's?"

"No"

"Sin É?"

"Perfect."*

Got our pints and sat down.

"Still into the fast cars, Garry?" I asked.

"I am, yeah" he nodded "But I'm off the road at the minute"

"Oh. How come?"

"I was over in England there for work for a few months. In a place called Great Missenden, do you know it?"

"No" says I.

"It's in Buckinghamshire."

I shrugged.

"Anyway. I went into the showroom and took one of those high powered electric cars for a spin. There's some pick-up in them machines, lad. We were burning the road but I didn't know the locale so I flew through an open gate, thinking it was a large estate. Turned out to be a cemetery! Lost control of the yoke and blew a fucking headstone clean off a grave!"

"Jaysis Christ!" I exclaimed.

"I know" said Garry, taking a sup of his pint "Wrecked the front end of the car. And do you know whose grave it was?"

"No. Who?"

"Roald Dahl"

Tesla The Unexpected.













*(Sin É was full so we had to go to The Corner House).