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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8509776.stm An unidentified man has become a hero in Argentina after he pushed a stalled van off railroad tracks, narrowly escaping being hit by the train.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8466493.stm This looks like quite an interesting programme this evening for those of you with an interest in Geology.

Today I shall start my lunch with a glass of sherry. Is this a sign of my increased sophistication or am I just getting old?

I guess this has been posted already but bovvered. http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/french-and-irish-fall-out-over-box-incident/

1. I sit down to put my socks on in the morning.

Following on from the baby that fell in front of the train. How lucky is this lad...

I saw my first one yesterday and have to say I was pretty impressed with it. Even wearing the silly specs doesn't become an issue unless I guess if you normally wear glasses.

The Pope has been taken to hospital in an ambulance. Ooooh all the celebrities on shaky legs at the mom.

I wish I wasn't.

I'd fucking use it on the cunt sitting across the desk from me. All morning he's been snorting his snot back then hawking it back up in his throat. I'm close to losing it.

There's a young lady works near me and I always have fantasies she is off the PROC. I think it's you.

David Carradine has been found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. I loved Kung Fu as a kid. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

TO START Pickled Mackerel & Potato THE MAIN COURSES Whole Roast Suckling Pig (feeds 14-16 guests) Chicken & Ox Tongue Pie DESSERT OPTIONS Eccles Cake & Lancashire Cheese Steamed Marmalade Sponge & Custard Oh yeah and loads of beer and wine.

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/celebrity/news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=15544397&GT1=61504 Michael Jackson could make an appearance at Jade Goody's funeral after he promised her husband Jack Tweed he would attend. Jacko and Jack have been in contact since the singer found out about the...

Police warn of G20 protest scale Protesters previously targeted the G8 in Edinburgh in 2005 Known activists are planning in an "unprecedented" way ahead of next month's G20 summit in London, the Metropolitan Police have warned. Cdr Bob Broadhurst, in charge of the policing operation, said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7056672.stm An 82-year-old Argentine woman who attracted media attention last month when she married a 24-year-old man has died as a result of heart problems. Adelfa Volpes was admitted to hospital soon after she and her new husband, Reinaldo Waveqche...

Just had a couple there now. First time in over twenty years I think. They were very tasty I may have to devour the whole packet.

A fucking chicken with depression whatever next. I really like the last line. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6960334.stm A woman from Cwmbran, Torfaen took out a bank loan and lived on beans on toast for a year to pay £1,800 in vet bills after her pet chicken injured its leg. Vicky Mills...

Roll up roll up and get your genuine Sopranos props. I bet there would be a few on here would like to get the poles home and run their tongues up and down them hehehe. Sopranos club sells strip poles The club's 12-foot poles are being auctioned (stripper not supplied) Fans of mob drama...

The best part for me was where Harry and the ginger fellah spit roasted the Hermione one. I think she's been asking for it from the very first book.