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    Irish international Football Thread

    Ireland v France tonight. The manager comes across like a good Dub. Solid. Talks about taking jobs in America she was offered and saying she has loyalty to Ireland, which might be stupid, but it is inspiring. Seems like it'll be a good game. On RTÉ 2 now.
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Your message is important to us. Please hold the line while we deal with high numbers of callers. We apologise for the delay... Please hold the line. Ya, eegit.
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Cork History Is Fraudulent and Filled With Lies Local Man, who maintains racing pubs don't have to show racing, is quoted as saying, "Era that Donarail thing is a lot of shite" Local man MerchantofEnnis, whose recent claims casts doubt on established Cork history—Cork's invention of the...
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Rattled that I remind you of horse racing's longstanding home in Cork, inventor of the steeplechase, where pretenders and fakery-mongers shouldn't be allowed. Fuck off and present a fish to queen, ya langer!
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Would you ever fuck off and get a hobby. Been a member here six months and already have over 2,000 posts.
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    I once knew two gentlemen nearly come to swearing over the correct way to deal with a broken cork in a bottle of wine. It was scandalous!
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    Pres 3rd best school in the country

    AND THAT WAS JUST SOME OF THE FELLAS!!!
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    Pres 3rd best school in the country

    Would leave his empty naggins on the side of the pool tables and refuse to put them in the bins.
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    Sinn Fein are not a Normal Political Party

    Thought you were talking about Christians until you got to the end.
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    late late now

    Is he the Bishop of Dublin?
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    Proc Twitter 2

    City centre City centre No other choice
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    Little things that are immensely satisfying

    They're delighed you're there, and if not they wouldn't be in hospitality, earning your once-a-year 50c tip and reminding you to take your arse with you when you go for you taxi. #hospitality
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    Pubs reopening June 29th

    That looks fierce like Dublin.
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    Stuff that grinds your gears

    I remember the days before Covid when I could afford to drink in City Centre pubs like The South County. And O'Driscoll's, and O'Sullivans. Sometimes I ventured as far the East Village. Barry's, or The Lobby, is a lost art on me.
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    Stuff that grinds your gears

    While you're waiting for him to "close his excel," or for closing time, tell us the story of your forum signature.
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    Drugs seized in Leap

    they'd fuck a nun if she wasn't a lesbian, because the west cork lot do be loving enthusiastic consent
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    Drugs seized in Leap

    Lots of viagra running through there with the amount of pricks I see EDIT: NOT A COMMENT ON MY SEX LIFE!!!
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    Cheltenham Martyrs...

    Gold Cup 'd be the de Bromhead horse.
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    Cheltenham Martyrs...

    g'way with your casio!
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    Cheltenham Martyrs...

    If I had a tenner in my account I'd have a little punt on the Mullins' horse. But that's why I was at best a small loser.; edit: second mullins horse8 to be clear
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