Classy poems people.... Lets hear your best...
Ill start..
Drinkin' Pee (a poem)
Sittin' under a tree
Drinkin' pee.
Swatted off a bee
Drinkin' pee.
Went indoors at three,
Drinkin' pee.
Watchin' the TV,
Drinkin' pee.
Tuned to NBC,
Drinkin' pee.
I like drinkin' pee,
'Cause it's free.