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Right, you are on a flight to the U.S . from Dublin . You hate in flight crappie d.v.d's , you don't like books and the hours ahead are going to be like sitting in a hospital waiting room - so, why not hire an escort to bang and join the mile high club ? I wouldn't avail myself of such a...

ffs , not even a dacent argument on here never mind a full blown melt down - is someone putting diazides in the Cork water ? Tis getting mediocre .

Not a mention here - we should all be Happy that our fellow British islander beat Djokovic in the final at Montreal - well done that Celtic Bro ! Some of his passes are the best .

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/13/nick-kyrgios-row-stan-wawrinka-montreal-tennis-need-grow-up imho , this moron should be banned from professional tennis for remainder of this season and all of next and then be put on probation with a life ban if he has not...

Dr.Zhivago no more http://home.bt.com/news/world-news/doctor-zhivagos-omar-sharif-dies-11363991669906

G'on , here's your chance to go off topic legally .

for all the pro drugs lobby on here - stay out of prison and keep taking the illegal stuff . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33412838

The men apart , I would- all of them- Joanna Lumley would be my first choice- crumpet and intelligence http://home.bt.com/lifestyle/fashion-beauty/blondies-debbie-harry-is-famed-for-her-youthful-looks-but-who-else-is-hitting-70-in-style-11363990080531 Cher- naw- looks like an android .

Anyone else done it . I fell for a young Nun some years ago . I had to hold myself back from telling her about my feelings . Has anyone coveted a person you should not. e.g. a friend's spouse- a relative ?

Is there not one Proccer watching the second season of the Legacy and Penny Dreadful ? - some quare craic and nutjobs .

Surely one if the most alluring features of the female form must be the facial lips . Vanessa Ives in Penny Dreadful- my oh my - what a perfect pair of lips and slight pout- anyone got a fav lip gal or lad ?

Add your own gems as you wish. 1.Never eat anything bigger than yourself. 2.Don't move while in motion . 3. Always have good shoes and a good bed- if you are not in your shoes you are in your bed . 4. Never put perfume or after shave on your balls.

Got any decent ones ? I used to quip , " How would you luke your bacon fried beside mine in the morning ?" Usually went well until a girl told me that her name was Esther Goldman . Two major failures were : " How do you fancy a half share in a bastard ? "...

You agree to drive through town in the buff for a dare - only people who can see your bits might be drivers of lorries - you are doing fine and no one has batted an eyelid when your car breaks down in the middle of town at traffic lights and will not start- you have not got your mobile phone or...

I remember touching cloth in Corfu town once when a wee fart slipped out - a Maltesers shaped dodie rolled down the back of my leg and I remember that I glanced backward and caught sight of it rolling along the footpath before it fell off the kerb - an old Greek widow with the head to toe...

Duchess of Cambridge due to drop the kid mid- late April - will the Tories in particular trot out the spin about the wondrous U.K. and the joy of a Royal baby just before the election ? If there is any mileage to be gained from the Duchess sprogging off , you can be sure there will be...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-32020826 What a mess ?

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Embarrassment or not ? I thought that she came over as a has been bag who should leave show business .

1977- Mossie was on tour with the Lions in N.Z. After a game he was asked , "What did you think of the game Mr.Keane ? " ...... " First half was even , second half was even worse ."