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    Cork's Youngest Grandmother

    https://www.irishcentral.com/news/cork-youngest-grandmother 33. Hubba hubba. She could have another kid and end up having a son/daughter younger than her grandkid. I dunno Ted.....
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    All Female Officials for Super Cup

    Including Michelle O'Neal from Wexford. Where does this leave the age old tradition of abusing the ref with choice language? :-(
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    Sicily - Catania area to be precise

    Give me everything you got.
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    The Brexit Stockpiling Thread

    Lads, the Brits have fucked things up for everyone again. Come March 30th it's dog eat dog. What should a feen be stockpiling? Like Keano said, Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
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    Nurse Confesses to 100 Murders

    Neils Hogel. In Germany. Fucking nurses... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46027355
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    Barcelona

    Heading there for a few days soon. I need the low down on the gaff. I hear whispers about pikey pickpockets on every corner. Is this true? What about the Catalan thing? Am I likely to be swept up in a fucking revolution? Any bar recommendations? If anyone suggests an Irish bar I'll come down...
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    FaceBook hacked

    Apparently 40 million accounts accessed. heh heh heh.....
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    Hetero Cis Scum Win Right To Have Civil Partnership

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-44627990 Proper order or a case of homo-jealousy?
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    Women Of The World Cup 2018

    In the era of #metoo let's include the fairer sex in the worldwide celebration of the beautiful game and continue a long standing PROC tradition.
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    Rome

    Heading there for the bones of a week. I want tips, tricks, insider information, what to see, what not to see, where to eat, where to get good beer. Get on it.
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    First Dates

    Not the programme. Your first date. Not a puppy love date in a sweet shop, a real, possible sex at the end of it date. Mine was in a uni pub. We sat there saying.... nothing. There was no sex at the end of it. Her fucking loss tbh...
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    Did you ever.....

    fart and it smelled like a Chinese? Never eating Chow Mein again...
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    My Lawnmower Is Dead

    Just a small patch to do and she just seized up. Had a service done last year and thought it would carry me through this year too. I was wrong. Looks like I need a new machine. I'm cutting about a quarter acre, no fancy stuff so I need a 40 to 46 inch self-propelled 4 stroke. I'd like some...
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    There's a smell of fish off my hand

    Wtf?
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    Gogglebox

    Anyone watch this? Leon is a complete legend. There SO needs to be an Irish version.
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    ISIS Bulldozes the Nimrod Archaelogical Site in Iraq

    These lads are priceless. Following on from their beheading and burning activities they now turn their attention to flattening Iraq's heritage (literally). Read all about it here. Cuntbags.
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    Fanuary

    Anyone doing this? Sunners?
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    9 Minutes, 8 Seconds...

    ... that's the average time spent by an Irish person on Pornhub before logging off. http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/porn-watching-ireland-1830490-Dec2014/ Ah c'mere, we're never that quick are we? Does anybody watch porn for the story anymore? God be with the days you had to watch 20...
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    Cannabis Makes You Mental

    Hippies badly pwned here "daily users in their teens are seven times more prone to suicide attempts." Can recreational use still be justified or is this all just scientific mumbo jumbo?
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    Life on Mars

    Just discovered this. Fucking awesome. The TV show obvs. Not actual life on Mars.
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