the fairytale cobbled streets, the choking stenched of horse shit open carriages making for traffic jams, taxi drivers who rip off tourists and the disappointment in what I dreamt and the slap of reality, I could have used a vampire's bite or a ghost to shake me out of my disappointments...
Anal sex by a creature wearing a steel piercing dildo, Lady Gaga dripping with blood, fantastic music, a man stuck inside a dead woman and the wonderful Katy Bates. That's just episode one. I'm hooked. Take me to Hotel Cortez.
I just returned from a Fall Foliage trip. Sitting in the Amtrak train, ten hours of pure natural beauty renewed my spirit. Passionate reds, orange and yellow trees blinded me with their rays of joy. Lake Placid with her shinning face, beavers building homes, fishermen waiting for their catch...
Being ill in another country sucks. I saw myself heroically going to meetings with a 40 degree fever. I am no hero. After 3 days of fever, coughing up strange colored mucus and sneezing out alien stuff from my nose, I went to see a doctor, an Indian man who smiled a lot especially when he shoved...
I guess his ex cut off his balls years ago.
Getting to the crotch, I mean crutch of this story, why do celebs need to expose their sexually orientation? I don't care if you're in the closet, out of the closet or steaming your vagina . I don't care if you're becoming a man or woman. All I care...
I was reading about the lack of yes and no in the Irish Language. Can anyone explain why this came about? Is it a reflection on the inability to make a decision ?
I'm sure there are other languages which do not possess vocabulary for yes and no but this struck me as odd.
What happens when a forbidden love affair between a goat and a sheep happens behind the back of an Irish farmer? A geep is born. I'd like to hear some thoughts from our own proc goat.
How do you feel when you fail at something which is important? I undertook a challenge this year and failed big time. I tried to help a person who had a stroke regain some communicating skills. I knew she could not improve physically or mentally but I was hoping to be a miracle maker. I feel...
Don't tell me that your feelings are hurt by a bunch of keyboard idiots. Stop lurking and start posting. You're missed and I will apologise on behalf of the proc if anyone hurt your feelings.
In response to the Age Gap thread and the marriage of Lee to a 25 year old:
Trophy wives give men prestige along with smoking cohibas, Armani suits , a private plane and private chef and your own vineyard. Trophy wives look fine on your pumped up arm and give great head to your wilting member...
Just because you have dumb tats, flash your nipples , twerk, clutch your crotch, show me your vagina stubble, wear weird clothes, shave part of your hair, lip synch, use drugs and booze, doesn't mean you are a good singer.
What I discovered when my right wrist had an operaton:
I cannot slice bread so I'm forced to shove my fingers down the crust and pull off a piece.
I've rediscovered what it was like to eat with my hand.
My right hand has better aim when squeezing ketchup.
Things fall out of my sandwich to the...
I have posted an album with photos I took. I'm sorry I haven't put them up sooner but I wanted to do some self censorship as not to get anyone in trouble.
I'll be happy to answer any questions as best as I can.
My guide to The West Bank was Ariel Shaul who has been part of the Israeli negotiating team since Rabin.
The areas I visited are agricultural villages from Qasir to Modi'in Elite on the Israeli side and Kafin to Rentis on the Palestinian side.
The checkpoints are user friendly so to speak. A...
Facebook fans weep. Mark has decided to close FB down as of May for one year. :puppydog:
I'd make a guess and say that bullying and suicides played a factor in his choice. What do you think and what will replace FB in your lives?
Can this be the answer for severe diarrhea? It seems that transplanting feces from a healthy human into the gut of someone suffering from severe diarrhea may be more helpful than antibiotics. Would you scat for health?
Life in Israel continues almost as usual. In the Southern areas, schools are closed ( thank goodness because a school was bombed ) and factories in the industrial areas are closed and workers will not lose any wages. A 10 minute advance warning is given and people must seek out special...
Aquatic access are water-powered lifts that provide disabled access to pools. This morning I was introduced to this device at the pool. Many disabled swimmers use this pool and it has been difficult to aid wheelchair bound people. If you are disabled or know someone who is and they would enjoy...
Tilly's willy is so small that it doesn't deserve a capital letter.
Tilly's willy is called little john.
Tilly's willy is bigger than a clit but only a bit.
How many alts does Tilly have?
More than his willy's measurements.
