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Maggie is back. She reincarnated herself into Leo Varadkar. You guys are fucked if this fuckwit becomes your new Taoiseach.

You have a Police Force that would rival any Third World Police Force in corruption. You Prime Minister is a Serial Liar but still is in power. Your infrastructure is totally fucked. I think it's time to go home.

Good Afternoon Cobber's, What is the story with Bus Eireann? The new CEO is saying the company is fucked but the Union's are saying it's all down to cuts to funds to the services. I tend to use buses a lot in Cork and think it's a good service and the drivers are polite and helpful. What do you...

I want to apologise to Smaug and anybody else who I insulted yesterday. I am deeply sorry and will not do it again. Yesterday was a bad day for me and I took it out on a person who I don't even know. I hope you accept my apology Smaug and I promise I will never do such a thing on this site...

He reminds me of a person who: 1. Wears an anarok. 2. Smells of stale piss. 3. Lives on a diet of Spam. 4. Has never ever used toothpaste or deodorant. Discuss.

You guys haven't a fucking clue how to behave on the roads of Ireland.

My girlfriend's sister has told me she would love to fuck my brains out. I've only been with her sister for two months. Should I take her up on her offer?

My Boss has told me I can move to Dublin and do my job from there if I want. He has told me that Dublin is a much better city than Cork. What do you guys think?

I have noticed that the most ignorant drivers on Irish roads are usually behind the wheel of a BMW. Is there a scientific reason for this or are they just asshole's?

Fuck me guys, Cork women really let all their bits hang out when the sun comes out. Unfortunately they are not always a pretty site. I must remember to bring a sick bag with me tomorrow.

Are they seriously considering taking three months off? Or is this a very late April Fools joke?

I reckon somebody will be seriously injured or killed because of the amount of red light jumpers in this city. It is happening all the time with some drivers breaking lights a good three seconds after they have changed.

G'Day Cobber's, it's not a bad day today. Should I start thinking of wearing summer clothes or should I hold on to the thick woolly jumper and long johns for another while?

Boarded the Bus on Skehard Road at 7.54 am. Disembarked in South Mall at 8.11 am. Excellent service Bus Eireann.

As I am going to be in Ireland for the foreseeable futute I have taken the plunge and bought a house in Blackrock. How long do I have to live in Cork before I get classed as a ' Pure Daycent Sham' boy?

I can see the bright light coming to get me. Are there any female Proccers that can call over and rub some Vicks on to my bronzed chest? Discretion assured at all times.

Was it a draw? Are they playing extra time?

From the outset I would like to say how much I like Cork and its citizens. I am blessed to have a job that enables me to travel a lot. In fact this is my third posting to Cork and this time I will here for at least six months. However I have noticed that the city has a dark underbelly that I had...

It is a beautiful sunny day weighing in around 10-12 degrees. Is this the start of the summer or am I being a bit premature?

What the fuck is wrong with drivers in this country when it comes to red lights?