I just got a text from some English number that I don't recognise saying-
CONGRATS:YOUR MOBILE NUMBER HAS WON YOU THE SUM OF 1,000,000 POUNDS IN ONGOING BBC LOTTO UK.FOR CLAIMS SEND EMAIL(NAME AND NUMBER) TO:bbcloto20122@hotmail.com
Wow, this is feckin brill, drinks are on me fuckers, name and...