Little things that are immensely satisfying

Cause for reflection.

Now, I love Mary Elmes Bridge. I like to sit, watch and listen.

Oh boy did I listen. Some overweight young 'un sat not two metres away from me. On the phone as they usually are.... So, I listened in.

Now remember I can only hear her and apparently she was onto Pops regaling lovely Ireland. Yet to meet me.

' Yeah Pops. We landed in Dublin. It was Sooo sweet everyone was soooo nice'

This is Swords remember. Shithole.

'Yeah Pops, we visited the Guinness Museum but it was basically a beer garden but the locals were sooooo nice!'

Cool. She's having a nice time.

'Then Pops, we visited the book of Kells. Sooo colourful.

' I'm in Cork now, Pops. Going to explore and see more'

Ah, great. Nice to hear a tourist have a nice time. Safe n sound in Cork.

'Yeah,.... No... Yeah.... no they didn't come..... Ya... The dog is transgender.







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She hung up.

Hey, how are you... Where are you from?

' oh, I'm from California... Loving Ireland, so quaint! '

That's great. What the fuck is a transgender dog?

'what? You listened in on my call? How dare you!'

Now come one, it's not like it was hard to hear. So... Transgender dog.

'well, it's owner decided so'

Isn't transgender the right to choose one's own identity? What another classic re-write? Lassie comes homo?

'how dare you!!!!!'

Sorry.... Lassie Becomes homo?

Dumb ass. Animals can determine their own culture. It identifies as them and they.

Screw you!

She left. I sparked a fag. Job well done.
 
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