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    7 nights in the Crimea ex Cork from 329 euro

    With the steadily falling ruble is this a good time to visit Russia and its proxies? Are any of the travel agents in town doing last minute deals for holidays in Russia? Sunway normally do a good deal. This could be an absolutely epic time to visit the USSR for some good old fashion ring...
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    Have you ever been on the island in The Lough?

    Here, I'd say it's one of the places most Corkonians have never been but would love to visit. More than the Taj or the Great Wall. Has anyone here been out on it? City Council should do boat trips out at night and fellas could pay a fiver to go bushing out there. I dreamt about going out there...
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    Actual complaints from British holiday makers

    These are actual complaints from customers of Thomas Cook Travel Agency: 1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.” 2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in...
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    And So I Watch You From Afar Poster

    I think it's the nicest advert I've seen on the internet all year. It pleases my eyes. Never heard of the band before but after some research I think I may head along to their Crane gig.... NR6j7yLltfw Anyone seen them live?
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    How much for your ass?

    Most of you, I hope, would say that you'd never sell your body for sex but everything has its price especially in these straitened times. Even you. What if some sleazy overweight grease ball offered you a hundred grand for a blowy in a jacks but you've never had a homosexual experience? Or...
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    Man and Woman's trilemma chart

    Have you solved your own trilemma?
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    Beautiful Bird at the Lough

    Never saw this species on the "Birds of the Lough" sign. Pretty beautiful, I think you'll agree.
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    Echo Crawling with Clunge

    Save hundreds of euro a year on FHM, Nuts and porn subscriptions lads. Did anyone notice how yesterday's Echo was packed with Cork girls in bikinis...fuckin hell! The photographers had a gala at all the Christmas swims Id say. There was also a great pic of the beautiful Aoibheann Ni...
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    Next Irish girl to appear in Playboy?

    Rosanna Davidson is the first Irish women to get her cans out for Playboy. Who'll be next? Georgia Salpa: tarty, slutty, well experienced with the whole UK get-your-tits-out-for-the-lads culture and knows how to use her bod to bring in the coin. Glenda Gilson. Talentless and now a tax...
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    Glad to be from Cork when you see pics like this

    Cork definitely in the lead here. Cum on the Rebels!* * I know, I know. Sorry. (Had to be done).
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    Ashley Cole Karma Thread

    Ashley Young and Ashley Cole both missed their penalties in Kiev tonight to put England out of Euro 2012. Couldn't happen to nicer lads.
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    Southsider takes jug of coins from Cubins

    A young man attending a night club in Cork pocked a jug of coins at the cloakroom when the attendant was busy. However the man from Clashduv Villas, Glasheen was later caught for the theft of the coins which totalled €80. He pleaded guilty to the theft at Cubin's on Hanover Street, Cork on July...
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    Rubberbandits @ the Pav

    Anyone know if this is sold out yet? Just saw the ad there and cant see any thread for it. Should be able to justify coming up to Cork for this one! Cant wait to see them live. Imagine the atmosphere when they do horse outside!!!!
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    What do you call this place: pee-rock or proc?

    I recently heard someone refer to this place as the p-roc i.e. pronounced "pee-rock" which I thought was quite funny. I was wondering is there a consensus on what people refer to it as in speech? the whole name is just way too long so whats the short version?
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    Cheering on obese joggers

    Great craic. I greatly admire these men and women who are determined to shed years of laziness and have started issuing words of encouragement to them as they (eventually) pass me by. It’s a good laugh too. You know what I mean….the fat lad who looks like he’s spent the last few years eating...
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