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What way did Cork vote?

Oh, that's disappointing. But it's not to say there wouldn't be many takers in Cork to perform gamaruche on a BBC behind a supermarket I suppose. And it'd be available to them and they'd be entitled to it too, not like in bygone times. If Kilkenny is a dump, then where in Ireland wouldn't be...

What? So we now have Cork women sucking off black lads out the back of supermarkets and contracting diseases? Seems Cork has become so cosmopolitan and diverse in the time I've been away.

Was doing my predictions for the weekend earlier and Chris Sutton on BBC website is predicting a 6-1 scoreline. That'd be a monkey spanking scoreline for Noel Gallagher.

The cup win should be a platform for United to build on for the rest of the season. A marker needs to be put down in Sunday's battle of the baldies to leave United snapping at Spurs' heels. Sure, City are good, but to use an overused cliche, form goes out the window in derbies. And if it...

Apologies for going off topic but where are the best spots for dogging in Cork now? Will be heading back for a few weeks in May and looking to hook up wth some al fresco Cork flange.

I'd agree with most of this, but it's fashionable now to discount what The Beatles did...just go back to what passed as popular music pre '63 and it's an eye opener. Ya, The Kinks were great and underrated but, besides what you mentioned, consider: Kinks didn't have a producer or time in the...

Ryanair's got an easy defence on this one - the guy is a Quantity Surveyor - so should be no case to answer. Although a cute lawyer like Franken might claim that it's the career of choice for Cork lads.

Cork lads mad for it. And rightly so too, Toot,Toot!

What does the Comisinear Teanga do? (Besides providing jobs for cronies.) “Ta a car anachronism sa yard.” Dead language indeed.

Delighted to see Meathead Jay back on YouTube. Seems to have been dropped by The United Stand a while back and not seen in months. The self-proclaimed alpha male rows in at bout the 5:15 mark and he's as foul-mouthed and looking more like Desperate Dan than ever. Must be eating a lot of cow pies.

Met him in Euston Station, London, years ago. He appeared at my shoulder and asked who was on the cover of the NME I was reading. . When I said Elvis Costello, he said "oh, that bollix". Had a chat and said I'd seen the Pogues in Dublin the previous Christmas. He deserves to be remembered for A...

The "real capital" thing is also judged on the number of Man United fans per capita. A colleague and I were discussing Cork V Dublin in this context recently. We agreed that, even though Dublin has more knackers and skangers per square mile, strangely enough Cork has more ignoramus entitled MU fans.

Yuck. He should've put her cunt in the fridge, not the sink. The dirty bastard.

FFS lads, reading some of the comments here, you'd think there were no positives at all. Some of yee would badly want to cop on to yeerselves. Rashford got away early to beat the nightclub queue. And United are in the Top 4 of the group.