Recent content by angelicious

Just made one. I received word this morning that a colleague of mine passed away recently, he was based in a different office & I didn't have a whole lot to do with him but I did have to make a few phonecalls to our European offices to let them know of the situation. Anyhoo, rang one of the...

No ducks in here, love..... quack

Seems a bit small, doesn't it? I would have thought that job paid a much higher salary. Before anyone asks, I don't have a link, I just heard it mentioned on redfm news

What's the name of that barber's place on the main street that does Turkish shaves? Ta......

33 mins left in my work day, s'pose I had better do something productive.....

Did anyone see her performance for the opening of the MTV Music Awards? She seemed doped up to the back teeth & couldn't lip sync for shit. Spent half her time onstage balancing against the back-up dancers. Her stylist should be fired for making her wear this: IMHO, the girl should get...

*burp*

Do you reckon she never gets the ride & that's why she sounds like such a miserable brown trout because she's knows those who call are getting their bones rattled on a regular basis? Answers on a postcard to...... fuck knows. *Family Planning Clinic

I was just about to head into Market Green shopping centre yesterday when there was a loud wailing sound, like one of those sirens used during WW2 to alert civilians to the fact that bomber planes were coming. Anything know what that was about? No explosions followed so I guess it wasn't a...

Can someone box the head off him please? Pillock.

I actually said that to myself over the weekend, for the first time ever. Well, I thought it to myself. Being that I was in the state I was in, I couldn't physically say the words. Amsterdam = Mecca. S'up fuckers? It's been a while, like.

If anyone knows where I can get my mits on a pair of gold (classy, not gawdy yellow) stiletto shoes, please point me in the direction of said shoe store. I only have this weekend to go searching & I hate trawling around all the shops, especially if it turns out to be a futile exercise. I'm...

This has probably been doing the rounds for years, regardless..... Hehehehe.......

Another coup for the anti-weed campaigners. http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,2136062,00.html Poxy researchers. What they need is a big fat spliff & to learn the art of chilling out.

Right, I usually sport the pale & interesting look, I don't bother with bottle tans &/or sunbeds but I have an event coming up in just over 3 weeks that I would like to be bronzed for, a tan will match my outfit better. I would go the route of the fake bake but I'm shite at applying that stuff...