Elon Musk buys Twitter

[How bad boy]

His companies have indeed achieved great things, SpaceX's ability to reuse rockets is absolutely revolutionary. There is no doubt whatsoever that Tesla has been pivotal in accelerating the EV market.


But his net worth is declining fast, Tesla's share price is down over 50% this year, and there is no way in hell Twitter is worth $44bn now.


Anyway, back to the car crash that is undermining his credibility at a rate of knots, Twitter.

9 days ago, everyone back to the office:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1590750376118341632

2 days ago, gets workers to commit to work unpaid overtime or you're fired:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1592859900941852674

Today, eh, everyone work from home again, offices are closed:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1593391604785504257

Reports of a lot of people refusing to sign up to this "offer" of enormous amounts of unpaid overtime.

Looks like Twitter will be kept alive by the shittiness of the H1B visa process...

Plot twist:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1593649533585543169

Yup, everyone get into the office in San Francisco (somehow) today.

Don't live nearby?
No problem, get a flight and get there before midnight:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1593665914808856576

Lol. What a car crash.

 

[How bad boy]

I've noticed it's glitching a lot more too. Here's one I've just had on this Musk tweet, if you refresh it, it works:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1593673339826212864

 

[Browser Brody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1594138999228071938

 

[Pepe]

Twitter has been off the chain of late. Now the Orange man is back, I might have to load up on some stocks too.

 

[Hurricane Sterling]

The salt on Twitter is amazing today. That man can wind up lefties without even posting anything.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

The salt on Twitter is amazing today. That man can wind up lefties without even posting anything.

Did you get a semi?

 

[How bad boy]

Twitter has been off the chain of late. Now the Orange man is back, I might have to load up on some stocks too.

Sorry to tell you but there's a minor flaw in that plan.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Did you get a semi?

You might have to explain it to him. I doubt that he's ever had one.

 

[Hurricane Sterling]

Did you get a semi?

Awww is poor baby upset that Orange Man Bad is back on Twitter and hasnt even posted on there yet?

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Awww is poor baby upset that Orange Man Bad is back on Twitter and hasnt even posted on there yet?

So that would be a yes.