Stuff that grinds your gears

[Handy Run]

Old dolls in the queue at the supermarket or ATM. Still doing the wallet dance even though they're by themselves. Must be instinctive.

 

[hemlock666]

People who stir tea/coffee loudly and for prolonged periods.

Lads you're not mixing a tin of paint for fuck sake, banging the spoon around the inside of the cup for 5 minutes is accomplishing nothing and it makes a very smug noise.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Called my Father to wish him a happy Birthday.

For want of a better expression... I begged him to call me once in a while.

Ffs!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Old dolls in the queue at the supermarket or ATM. Still doing the wallet dance even though they're by themselves. Must be instinctive.

Penny pinchers.

Death becomes her.

 

[Mike Strutter]

You obviously love when folk stand right up behind your behind.

Some lad got nine months jail in London for pushing himself against a pregnant woman; the sick fuck

 

[Mike Strutter]

Called my Father to wish him a happy Birthday.

For want of a better expression... I begged him to call me once in a while.

Ffs!

I kinda know the felling; when I phone it's a 'what do you want?', when I don't call it's a 'you never bother to phone' !!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Met the most anal taxi driver today.

This guy was so dry he'd make the Sahara weep.

Of course, he was an authority on everything.

'let me tell you a story'

Ahhh... Can't be arsed.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I kinda know the felling; when I phone it's a 'what do you want?', when I don't call it's a 'you never bother to phone' !!

You can never win.

Always the idiot.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Met the most anal taxi driver today.

This guy was so dry he'd make the Sahara weep.

Of course, he was an authority on everything.

'let me tell you a story'

Ahhh... Can't be arsed.

OK.

I'll head in.

The story occurred this morning.
I have started typing this at 11 minutes past eight PM.

There are single women in floral garb left, right and centre.

So, we got chatting about self employment and how to go about it. Barbs were exchanged, stories told, women dissed.

Look, says he. Got a story.

Nice one says I and wrestled my buttocks into a seated listening position.

'The guy that cooks a burger in McDonald's makes five bucks. The guy wants to earn 6 bucks.'

OK ok... Building up to a one liner... Go for it.

'The guy is advised to cook fries also. This will warrant 6 bucks'

OK... OK... Punch line..?

The utter cunt just looked at me blankly and said.. That's the story.

 

[Browser Brody]

OK.

I'll head in.

The story occurred this morning.
I have started typing this at 11 minutes past eight PM.

There are single women in floral garb left, right and centre.

So, we got chatting about self employment and how to go about it. Barbs were exchanged, stories told, women dissed.

Look, says he. Got a story.

Nice one says I and wrestled my buttocks into a seated listening position.

'The guy that cooks a burger in McDonald's makes five bucks. The guy wants to earn 6 bucks.'

OK ok... Building up to a one liner... Go for it.

'The guy is advised to cook fries also. This will warrant 6 bucks'

OK... OK... Punch line..?

The utter cunt just looked at me blankly and said.. That's the story.

Yet here you are telling us …..