Stuff that grinds your gears

[MerchantOfEnnis]

People who "grab" a coffee

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Fat birds going for a 'swim' on the beach.

Going into the water for <2 minutes isn't a swim. Its bathing in saltwater.
20 mins having the chats in the carpark isn't exercise.

You're not being healthy , youre meeting the girls. Let's call it what it is.

You'd wanna have a word with your bird so.

Posting on here won't make 'cowboy style' happen for ya.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

You'd wanna have a word with your bird so.

Posting on here won't make 'cowboy style' happen for ya.

No you

 

[gaffer falls]

Men pushing buggies, men with babies in slings ...just no mate

 

[Drucker]

People who "grab" a coffee

Agreed

And people who say to deli staff:
“Can I get….”

Instead of

“Can I have…”

 

[SoundMan]

Fat birds going for a 'swim' on the beach.

Going into the water for <2 minutes isn't a swim. Its bathing in saltwater.
20 mins having the chats in the carpark isn't exercise.

You're not being healthy , youre meeting the girls. Let's call it what it is.

But the relatively cold water gets your pulse racing. It's a healthy thing to do taking even a 2 minute dip. In fact, there's a school of thought that says you shouldn't spend any longer in water than it's temperature in degrees Centigrade.

 

[Harry Boyle]

Agreed

And people who say to deli staff:
“Can I get….”

Instead of

“Can I have…”

"Of course you can."

 

[Harry Boyle]

Fat birds going for a 'swim' on the beach.

Going into the water for <2 minutes isn't a swim. Its bathing in saltwater.
20 mins having the chats in the carpark isn't exercise.

You're not being healthy , youre meeting the girls. Let's call it what it is.

That's outrageous.

 

[Harry Boyle]

"Of course you can."

I stopped saying "Can I...?" giving the option of staff to say "of course.." making it sound like why did I ask such a stupid question in the first place, now I go all American and say "I want"

 

[sigourney's knickers]

'COOK SOME FOOD!'