Publication of my autobiography.

[Greed is Good]

I can announce that my autobiography will be in the shops for the Christmas market. This is something I have been working on for a number of years, it will detail my childhood, education and rise to riches through a successful business career. My friendships with political figures such as Tony Blair, President Donald Trump, Enda Kenny, Vladimir Putin et al. My patronage of the arts, rubbing shoulders with giants of the art world such as Jeff Koons, Charles Saatchi and Damien Hirst. I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

 

[Bwana_Dik]

I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

Will you be naming names Greedy - left or right hand?

 

[Greed is Good]

What do you mean?

Will you be naming names Greedy - left or right

Will you be naming names Greedy - left or right hand?

What do you mean?

 

[PussyinBoots]

I can announce that my autobiography will be in the shops for the Christmas market. This is something I have been working on for a number of years, it will detail my childhood, education and rise to riches through a successful business career. My friendships with political figures such as Tony Blair, President Donald Trump, Enda Kenny, Vladimir Putin et al. My patronage of the arts, rubbing shoulders with giants of the art world such as Jeff Koons, Charles Saatchi and Damien Hirst. I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

Shtory GreedY you well?

 

[jeepers]

What's the title of the 'book', Bellsy? Will it include a new package with Netflix, prime, and Disney plus?

 

[Greed is Good]

What's the title of the 'book', Bellsy? Will it include a new package with Netflix, prime, and Disney plus?

I am not Bells Of Shandon.

 

[Harry Boyle]

I can announce that my autobiography will be in the shops for the Christmas market. This is something I have been working on for a number of years, it will detail my childhood, education and rise to riches through a successful business career. My friendships with political figures such as Tony Blair, President Donald Trump, Enda Kenny, Vladimir Putin et al. My patronage of the arts, rubbing shoulders with giants of the art world such as Jeff Koons, Charles Saatchi and Damien Hirst. I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

This sounds impressive but..

 

[gaffer falls]

Amazing read, amazing man. Looking forward to diving in to it during chill time over Xmas, not to be missed

 

[stan ogden]

Where does he get the time for all this I ask.

(The bells of shandon ?)

 

[Donald Trump]

I can announce that my autobiography will be in the shops for the Christmas market. This is something I have been working on for a number of years, it will detail my childhood, education and rise to riches through a successful business career. My friendships with political figures such as Tony Blair, President Donald Trump, Enda Kenny, Vladimir Putin et al. My patronage of the arts, rubbing shoulders with giants of the art world such as Jeff Koons, Charles Saatchi and Damien Hirst. I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

Will it include your missus sordid trips to Noel Murphy’s?

I think it should. Mrs. Greedy could tell you some stories.

Pip pip.