Fake Bouncer

[Drucker]

Reports of some guy standing outside the door of certain pubs that don’t have security wearing typical bouncer garb (earpiece, fake ID, outsize jacket) and saying “sorry not tonight” and relenting by saying, “OK so, just give me a tenner and I’ll let you in.”

Anyone experienced this?

 

[SoundMan]

Reports of some guy standing outside the door of certain pubs that don’t have security wearing typical bouncer garb (earpiece, fake ID, outsize jacket) and saying “sorry not tonight” and relenting by saying, “OK so, just give me a tenner and I’ll let you in.”

Anyone experienced this?

Just you!

 

[Drucker]

I’m going to make a fortune this weekend

 

[SoundMan]

I’m going to make a fortune this weekend

The only place you're going to make a fortune wearing that gear is down in the Loft with MOE sticking fivers in your pocket when you give him a lap dance

 

[Drucker]

There should be a bouncer for bouncers.

“Sorry bud, not tonight: there’s already enough bouncers.”

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Is this guy any relation to fake taxi?

 

[Drucker]

Is this guy any relation to fake taxi?

I’d imagine so: you could put on your fake Tommy Hilfiger threads, splash on a dash of fake CK, get a fake taxi into town pay a fake bouncer to let you into a fake bar, drink a fake shot of Smirnoff , hook up with a girl with fake tits, bring her home, and fake an orgasm.

Faketastic.

 

[Heraldo]

Reports of some guy standing outside the door of certain pubs that don’t have security wearing typical bouncer garb (earpiece, fake ID, outsize jacket) and saying “sorry not tonight” and relenting by saying, “OK so, just give me a tenner and I’ll let you in.”

Anyone experienced this?

Something similar on Reddit but in dumplin

https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/r2joqp