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Glanmire Brawlers Just Trying to Impress Rest of Northside

Glanmire Brawlers Just Trying to Impress Rest of Northside

With much of the area due to become part of the city in the next few years, Glanmire has confirmed it was just trying to impress the rest of the northside with the “mass brawl” that took place in Riverstown last Saturday morning.

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Cork UFO Viral Video - Are the Aliens Already Among Us?

Cork UFO Viral Video - Are the Aliens Already Among Us?

A video taken in Bishopstown of a UFO has been dismissed with a seemingly rational explanation about the sun and the international space station. Fuck that though...

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PROC Guide to Arguing About the Panaban on the INTERNET

PROC Guide to Arguing About the Panaban on the INTERNET

Are you spending most of your day online posting vague, anecdotal evidence to back up your assertion that the Panaban is either the best or worst thing ever? Read on, bubbila.

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10 Ideas to Make Dublin ‘Better’ - The Cork View

10 Ideas to Make Dublin ‘Better’ - The Cork View

Last weekend a Dublin newspaper published an entire supplement called “10 Big Ideas to Make Dublin Better”. Unfortunately our thoughtful and well considered suggestions were omitted due to the newspaper’s anti-Cork bias. Here they are...

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‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

Encouraged by his single figure showing in the Presidential election, Seán Gallagher vows to return from the sea and fight the 2025 Presidential election…

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10 reasons why Cork Jazz Festival is the best music festival in Ireland

10 reasons why Cork Jazz Festival is the best music festival in Ireland

No sleeping in tents, no worries about the weather, your car won't get stuck in the mud and best of all you don't even have to leave Cork...

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Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

If you're coming to Cork to show off your pentatonic scales, we're really looking forward to seeing you but don't forget to practice your banter and leave the jazz orgasm face at home...

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PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

The building boom is back. Are you a hospital consultant thinking of getting into attic conversions or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company that fancies a career in roofing? Then know how proper langers treat their customers....

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Awkward Crime Statistics

Awkward Crime Statistics

In Europe's friendliest city more than one bicycle is stolen every..eh....several days. That's a whopping 0.05% of the population. Be careful out there....

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Who else needs a Dinny funt?

Who else needs a Dinny funt?

An 83 year old man foiled a three-man raid in Glanmire last Saturday evening and in the process delivered a beautiful kick up the arse to one of the humiliated raiders. Who else needs a Dinny Funt?

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Ten Starting Points for a Buskers Code

Ten Starting Points for a Buskers Code

A buskers’ code agreed between buskers, traders and residents is well worth pursuing before wrapping ourselves up in legal knots and slapping low-income buskers with fines...

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10 and a Half Reasons That Prove Bob Marley Lived in Cork

10 and a Half Reasons That Prove Bob Marley Lived in Cork

It has been rumoured for years that Bob Marley lived in Cork...and possibly still does. Only that can explain the manic devotion to the reggae superstar on Leeside...

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PROC’s FAQ Guide to Panaban’s Second Coming

PROC’s FAQ Guide to Panaban’s Second Coming

If you haven’t moved abroad in protest after the last time the Panaban was tried or set yourself on fire in defiance then check out our frequently asked questions guide to Panaban’s second coming.

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Semi Final Flashbacks - Cork V Limerick Preview

Semi Final Flashbacks - Cork V Limerick Preview

This time last year Cork were Munster champions going into the All-Ireland semi-final on a high. It didn't end well. The Rebels have added some steel that should help avoid another semi drubbing but is it enough to beat a tough Limerick outfit?

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Saturday DIY Enthusiasts Would Have Built Event Centre By Now

Saturday DIY Enthusiasts Would Have Built Event Centre By Now

It's time to hand the event centre tender over to the Peeple'a'Cork. Just give us 100 Saturdays and we'll knock it together. Anyone have a spare trowel?

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Post-Munster Final Raiméis

Post-Munster Final Raiméis

It has been very dry over the last few weeks and things are tough all over the country but did you hear about how bad the drought is up in Clare? They haven’t won a Munster title now in 20 years.

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