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Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

If you're coming to Cork to show off your pentatonic scales, we're really looking forward to seeing you but don't forget to practice your banter and leave the jazz orgasm face at home...

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PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

The building boom is back. Are you a hospital consultant thinking of getting into attic conversions or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company that fancies a career in roofing? Then know how proper langers treat their customers....

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Awkward Crime Statistics

Awkward Crime Statistics

In Europe's friendliest city more than one bicycle is stolen every..eh....several days. That's a whopping 0.05% of the population. Be careful out there....

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Who else needs a Dinny funt?

Who else needs a Dinny funt?

An 83 year old man foiled a three-man raid in Glanmire last Saturday evening and in the process delivered a beautiful kick up the arse to one of the humiliated raiders. Who else needs a Dinny Funt?

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Ten Starting Points for a Buskers Code

Ten Starting Points for a Buskers Code

A buskers’ code agreed between buskers, traders and residents is well worth pursuing before wrapping ourselves up in legal knots and slapping low-income buskers with fines...

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