Cork Cabby Capers Joke Thread

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Evening all haveing a Wonderful Happy Day, Thanking you all for Viewing.
Sorry for not been on Earlier as l really over Celebrated that Wonderful Win Liverpool

had over Chelsea on Sunday. What a Win that was, just got there in the End but l must
say it was touch and go, but must give credit to Chelsea for the way they fought with

that disaster of a decision by sending off Lambard disgraceful of the Referee.
l saw Robbie going into the Dressing Room to say farewell to the lads great touch

but l must say he was not treated well by Liverpool as a lifetime Supporter of Liverpool
l am really disgusted of them, Hope you do well at Spurs Robbie Boy.

l see that the Biffo Cowen is back from Switzgerland where all the Yodellers go, But
surprise surprise well to us its not a surpprise, He was up on a Mountain and he was

Yodelling away and would ye believe it he did not even get one Yodell Reply.
He,s back now in the Dail again today looking at the Telly he is not getting a free ride

from the Opposition, for they were barracking him at every chance they got, now l bet
he wish he was back on that Mountain Yodelling where he was getting no Replies.

The Taxis are Cribbing and Crying again and as a Retired Taxi Driver l said this on many
occasions that down through the years they brought all this on themselves, l had many

arguements with them for l allways stated they should have letting a few Taxi Plates out
every Year to meet the Demand but the Greed took over they tried to keep the Price of

their Plates at all costs and look what happened, So lads blame Yourselves.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

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Joke
This Cork Beutiful Blonde went to Auatralia on Holidays, She went to the Shops to buy
Crocidile Shoes but could not get them. So she decided to get them herself so she

bought a Gun and went down to the River where the Crocidiles were. On the bank of the
River was a load of dead Crocidiles , Anyway into the River she went and shot a

Crocidile and dragged it on to the Bank of the River, But to her surprise like all the
other Dead Crocidiles this one had no shoes either.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

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Evening All had another Wonderful Happy Day, Thanking you all for Viewing.

l know l know l suppose l should be crying after the Liverpool Display Last Night But as
l allways say Football is a funny old game, so you have to take it the way it come,

But Everton diserve to Win in the End, After Gerrard going off and then Lucas being
sent off it was going to be very hard to Win which it proved in the End. Come on
The Pool.

Listening to 96fm in the Morning l heard people talking about the Border ln 1969.
l was at the Border that time, We all thought at the time we were on our way over the

Border, But the lstructions came that we cannot go over the Border, But lf we did go
over the Border at the time we would have caused an lnternational lncident, and the

Un would have been brought in and a lot of lives would have been saved down through
the Years after.

A lot of hassle now on the way, Over the Government and their Policies and how they
are to claw back Money from every one, You know for many Years they were telling

us about the Celtic Tiger, which at the time Michael Jacksons Monkey Bubbles could
have run the Country, But when the times get tough to Run the Country they the

Politicians Specially The Fianna Fail and the Yellowbellies They are just not up to it.

The Snow the other Day was just Magic for the Children and of course for ourselves
when there is enjoyment to be got there is no age barrier, Slip Sliding Away.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

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Joke
Two Mental patients were being seen to see if they were ready for the out side World
The first fellow went in to see the Doctors Simple Questions, Please note Simple,

Anyway the Doctor asked him what would happen to you if you lost the sight of your
two eyes, He replied l would be blind, The Doctor Ok very good you can go, On the

way out he told the other fellow what they will ask him, Anyway he was called in and
the Doctor changed the Question, He asked him what would happen if he had his Right

Ear cut off, he replied l would be blind in my Right Eye, The Doctor was puzzled then
he asked him what would happen if your Left Ear was cut off, He replied that l would

be totally blind, The Doctor asked how come, The fellow replied because my Hat would
fall down over my eyes.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

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Evening all had another Wonderful Happy Day again. Thanking you all for Viewing.

Not alone been a very Happy Day it was also a very busy Day, You know being an
Old Age Pensioner there is so much to do. So much for that Another Joke.

This Lovely Beutiful Cork Blonde was telling her friend that she was going to sell her
Car because the Mileage was very high,on the Clock was 70000 Miles, Her friend said

my brother is a Mechanic and he can put the clock back for you so that you will be
able to sell it easier,Ok thank you she said and got her Brother to put the Clock back

to 30000, Her friend came along and said now you will be able to get a good price
for it when you sell it, The Blonde said sell it you must be joking l wont sell it now

shur there is only 30000 Miles on the Clock.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

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Evening all haveing a most Wonderful Happy Week/End so far and of course tonight
is to come with that Fabulous Joyful Witty Rock&Roll Group the Over 65,s.

Our Arsehole Politicians are at it again saying we will all be on our Bike within a few Years
but lets be honest You Arseholes we wont have to wait for a few Years, Do Yee know

anything at all l suppose not thats why we are in such a state at the moment, Most of
us are on our Bikes allready, and those that cannot afford a Bike are out in the Dumps

everyday looking for Bike Frames and Bike Wheels to put them together to make Trashers
We all should remember the old Trashers, So Politicians go back into your Think Tanks.

Liverpool what a Win Yesterday last minute scores again but we are still there, but with
Man Utd winning again, We will have to be honest and say its there League to lose.

Glad to see the Cork Team got support down the park today against Dublin, But what
l cany make out is they say that the players have a grudge against the County Board

Yet they wont play for Gerald Mc carthy Am l missing something here, We all are.
The Players just cannot get their way in this, With no say Managers will say GOODBYE.

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Evening all had another Very Wonderful Happy Day, Thanks for Replies and Views.
Scottyspudi Hi Ya Like the Pics Old Boy keep them coming very nice lndeed.

Listening to 96fm in the Morning and of course its all about Cork Hurling A Taxi Driver
was on and he had very good Advice Well as all Taxi drivers do allways give very good

advice, Well anyway what he said was all these People lncluding The Hurlers and Foot
Ballers that is against the County Board and Gerald Mc Carthy should bring their protest

down the Marina to the Park Plenty room down there and they could shout all they want.
Player Power just cannot win out at any costs otherwise Managers will just pack up.

The Anglo and other Banks their top Brass got massive payouts and the Government said
they cannot stop their Bonus,s Etc due to Contractual Aggrements but surely They did

not do that matter of fact, Matter of fact heir leadership more or less broke the Banks
Not alone should they not get any wages or Bonus,s the only thing they should have

gotten was a new Pair of Handcuffs Each.

Yours The Happy Cabby' happycabby@gmail.com

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Joke
Cork fellow working in London Wrote home to his Mother and told her he was getting

on very well, he also told her that he had grown a foot since he arrived in London

His Birthday was coming up vey shortly so she sent him on Three Wellies.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[Albert J Arbuckle II]

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