Cork Cabby Capers Joke Thread

[Youghal Exile]

Originally Posted by cork cabby capers

Joke
Three Old Cork Ladies were chatting and the first one said l am getting very forgetful
lately, When l am on the stairs, l do not know if l am going up or coming down,

The Second one said l am the same when l am in bed l dont know lf l am to get up
or am l after getting in, The third one said ah thank God l have no worries like that

and she says by saying knock on wood at the same time banging on the table then
she says who is there.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

I found that mildly amusing.

[cork cabby capers]

Just caught me before l am off out again, Retirement is just Wonderful really enjoying

it. Glad you like living in the City, As you can see lately all the jokes now are about

Cork, For if we cant laugh at ourselves we should not laugh at others,

Real Pride ln The Liverpool Jersey. Must go.

Yours the Happy cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Evening all had another Wonderful Happy Day. Thanking you all for Viewing.
What a Week End re the Soccer Matches and of course the over 65,s Club

last Night. Firstly re the LiverPoll and Man U Games. The Referees here was Disgraceful
ln both Games, Well more so in the Man U Game the Penalty really changed the whole

game around, l know Man U Got the benefit of the Penalty but surely all the Tottenham
players are professionals and they should have accepted this bad Decision and carry on

Playing to their best of their Ability, and then afterwards Crib and Cry about the Penalty.
Liverpool,s decision was a free allthough the Liverpool Player fell no one tripped or banged

into him, the Free was given for when he was on the ground he was kicked in the leg.
Looking forward to the Matches during the Week re the League and Champions League.

More and More bad decisions to come. Now back to the over 65,s Club Last Night the
Crack was great and l mean relly great,A lot of the Singers that took part in the over

60,s was there and of course they sang very well may l allso say l gave an owl chant too. Feeling just great today as l allways say My God ls,nt it great to be alive, to be

able to get up in the Morning and be busy busy for the Day. So all you Old Age Pensioners out there if you hear any of your buddies Cribbing and Crying give them a

good kick up the back side and tell them be Positive and not Negative. Enjoy life every
Day to the best of your ability.Now Roy The Boy how long will he be at Ipswich

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Joke
Cork Fellow up in Court last Week it was only a Minor offence and the Judge said

to him l am going to sentence you Two Weeks in Jail, The Cork fellow replied thank

you Judge can you make that the Last Week in July and the First Week in August.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[Mr. Marmite]

Best laugh in ages. You should join the comedy forum!

[cork cabby capers]

Evening all had another Wonderful Happy Day, Thanking you all for Viewing and of course
You Sir Mr Marmite for replying with Appreciation. l was at the Pictures today well l really

was not in a Cinema l was sitting in my front Room watching a Cowboy Film and lt brought back many good Memories of years ago watching Cowboy Films down in the

Lido in Blackpol, Well l can tell yee those were the Days, Then we would on our way Re Act the Film up through Bontees to our Happy Norrie Homes.

How about this Michael O,Leary Our dear Friend of the Sky and the one that is really
keeping the Working Class Flying has brushed his hands now on trying to take over Air

Lingus, He states the Government or what Fr Jack used to call them Gobshites will have
to get in touch with him now if they want Air lingus to be saved, ( SUPER MICHAEL )

Now with all the Polls showing Fianna Fail (Tribeunal Party ) are on the way out, why
dont The Fallen Taoiseach with the Big Boobies and his load of Yes Gobshites and the

YellowBelly (Greens) Party go now for they way things are now at the Moment and the
way people are feeling they will definate get a good kick up the back side at the coming

Local and Euro Elections and if the dont well it will tell that people were only fooling one
another all along.

Looking forward to the Match this Evening Re Chelsea V Barcelona lts going to be a
Cracker. Well Roy the Boy how long will he last at lpswich.

Yours the happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Joke
A Cork Garda down in Pana seen this fellow pulling a piece of string behind him as he was

walking along, the garda stopped him and said to him what are you pulling that piece of

string for, The fellow replied you want to try and push it.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Evening all had another Wonderful Happy few days again, Thanking you all for Viewing.
Weather not too bad did a bit of gardening today and really enjoyed getting about the

place, Down around pana yesterday and would you believe it , as me boyo on the telly
show used to say at all times Would You Believe lt. Well this is what you have to believe

how in the name of God do Gentle Mens Quarters ln Pana put up with it The Footpath
is Dug up again now l would not like to tell yee the amount of times it has been dug up

lts just a Disgrace Really also for the Pedestrians. So much for planning.
Man U last night a very good game but Arsenal are still there but its going to be tough
even at the Emerites even if they could fly around.

Again Minister Linehan That guy that knows nothing about Money has boobed again
Even the Green Party are saying he should get things right before saying anything.

Roy the Boy will be at it again for l heard he will be on the Late Late Friday Night
lts going to be very lnteresting. l wonder will Emmo the Ghost Writer be on Very lnteresting.

Have to go now l will fill in a joke underneath Must get out there and do a bit for the
Community, For l feel very good by doing this and its just really great to be able to do it.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Joke,
Cork fellow walking down Pana and he was limping very badly, This other fellow was
walking towards him dressed in Army Uniform with Medals and the American Flag

around his shoulders, He stopped the Cork fellow l see your lnjured the same as me,
he said l received my lnjuries in lraq and l am here on Holdays haveing a break where

did you receive your lnjuries, The Cork fellow replied well l tell ye here in Cork Boy
l was walking down the grand parade the other Day and l fell into a Pot Hole.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com

[cork cabby capers]

Evening all haveing A Wonderful Happy day, Thanking you all for Viewing.
A beutifull Day again really the Weather is not too bad, at least we can get out and

about doing things what we have to do, But lets be honest the only way you are
going to Enjoy anything is Firstly you have to appreciate and get on with what you

have to do and Thank God for it and you do not have to be Regilious Mad to be this
way its the way everyone should be, be grateful for what you can do and very

lnportant be nice to one another for l allways say you only get one crack at this life so
you must enjoy it and when you go the best thing that could be put on your head

stone ls Era He/She was not a Bad Person. Please Note we have to remind one another
at all time lts Nice to be Nice and it dont cost a Penny.

Yours The Happy Cabby. happycabby@gmail.com