Fucking Scunthorpe are really pissing me off now, the cunts. They lost 3-1 to fucking Blackpool last week when they had a chance to gain a further three points on the league leaders, and instead the stupid fuckers threw it away. It isn't funny.
Well, actually, it is. It's Scunthorpe United, when all is said and done, and what do you expect?
Anyhow, the fools are playing Millwall on Friday. Dunphy's old club. The home of reasonableness. The home of inbred, dimwit, violent retards. I used to live near these gobshites, and I once got caught on a tube train with them. Once, and once only, let me tell you. Never ever again.
You can take it as a given that Irish Iron won't be attending that match.
Now. The fucking eejits have thrown away a chance, but if they can beat Millwall (second from the bottom), they'll put themselves back in second place. Hmmm. Not very encouraging. Bristol have Cheltenham, and shouldn't encounter much difficulty there. Bollocks. The Scunts should have beaten Blackpool.
Nah, they've made a shit of it.