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Old 08-02-2005, 02:44 PM
Bould Tady Quill Bould Tady Quill is offline
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Default Reign of Terror, 17 letters: Latest to ID2(RTE)

Ok, i know ive posted some of these in another thread but i think they deserve a thread all of their own. Plus our reign of terror is not restricted to the RTE complaints Dept even if it might look that was so far. Stay Tuned



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MSG
Dear RTE,

Would it be possible to move the ‘Six One’ news to a later slot, ‘Six Forty Three’ perhaps, as I rarely make it home from work before half six.

Yours in anticipation
***

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Dear ***,
Thank you for your e-mail. I regret to inform you that
RTÉ has no plans to change the timing of either the Six
One or the Nine O'Clock news bulletins.

Best regards
Nina Ward
RTÉ Information Officer

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MSG

Subject
: Fair City

Any Chance youd cancel it ...................
I'll pay (name your price)

Much obliged
*****


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Subject: Re:Fair City

****,

No amount of money would induce us to spoil the
enjoyment of over 600,000 viewers, for financial
gain.
Is your remote control still missing?

regards
Nina Ward
RTÉ Information Officer

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MSG

Any truth to the rumour that RTE’s next big celebrity reality TV show involves the of putting of Pat Kenny, Twink, Brendan o Carroll and that boob-job trollop off you’re a star into a burlap sack with 12 cats?

This is a show that I know id watch plus it would see my TV licence fee put to good use.

Yours truly,

*****.


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Hi *****,
Got to say that you're first on board with that
particular rumour, but I'll run it past the relevant
commissioning editor in case it has merit.
I'm inclined to think however, that the DSPCA might
veto cats being put in bags - burlap or otherwise.

Best regards
Nina Ward
RTÉ Information Officer

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MSG

Hi

Any chance youd have an email address for the
gardener Gerry Daly (yes him
with the beard).Remember he used to have a
program called Gardners World (
oh how I miss it ).
If not would you have a contact number for that
gardener that used to be on
Live at 3 (yes him with the Lisp)......actually
make that an email address.
Failing this would you know what I should do
with my Tulips as I feel their
colours are clashing with my slippers which is
in turn upsetting the Cat.

Insanely Yours

G*** P. C****

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As a keen gardener myself G****, my advice would be
to GET RID OF THE CAT, and stay out of the garden in
your slippers - the ground is far too wet.

If you really want to contact Gerry Daly, and he'll say
the same as I have, he can be contacted at the
Irish Garden Magazine, 01 2862649 or garden.ie

The gardener with the lisp is Dermot O'Neill and his
website is: dermotoneill.com

Best of luck with the tulips,
Nina Ward
RTÉ Information Officer

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Old 08-02-2005, 02:46 PM
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You fancy Nina, don't you?
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:52 PM
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You fancy Nina, don't you?
Dam right i do, Saucy and all as she is.

Hey if we can bring a smile to her face and give her a break form the genuine complaints she get from the Tea swilling digestive biscuit eating masses then hey! Where’s the harm?
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:52 PM
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who wouldn't? she's sassy.
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:53 PM
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aaah! Ye're totally flirting!

"is you remote control still missing?! ;("
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:56 PM
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Nina kicks all sorts ass.
Whats the address, i might give her a buzz.
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Old 08-02-2005, 02:57 PM
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i cant get enough of those! they're hilarious. i gotta think one up.
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Old 08-02-2005, 03:21 PM
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pure class
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Old 08-02-2005, 03:31 PM
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hehe - nice one BTQ keep em comin - best laugh i've had all week
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Old 08-02-2005, 03:38 PM
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Have a few more very good ones, just waiting on sign-off from my partner in Crime to post them here....
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