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Old 13-06-2018, 07:10 AM
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Default Driving while eating an ice cream cone

Worse than driving whilst on a mobole phone in my opinion.
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Old 13-06-2018, 07:13 AM
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Ticcy ain't wrong.
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Old 13-06-2018, 07:29 AM
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Nothing sadder than seeing a grown human man sitting in their car eating an ice-cream cone.
Dude, you are not 7.
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Old 13-06-2018, 07:50 AM
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Nothing sadder than seeing a grown human man sitting in their car eating an ice-cream cone.
Dude, you are not 7.
No, he’s not 7

He’s 99
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Old 13-06-2018, 07:51 AM
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1. Do not waste the choc (if a 99) by chomping at the bit sticking out - simply depress it into the confection
2. Tilt head c45 degrees and lick the base of the visible ice cream
3. Rotate cone and repeat
4. When the cone has reached a manageable volume you can turn your focus to toe overall area
5. Do not bite the very bottom tip of the cone
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Old 13-06-2018, 08:59 AM
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No, he’s not 7

He’s 99


You only need one hand and one leg to drive an automatic FFS
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:11 AM
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Worse than driving whilst on a mobole phone in my opinion.
Correct. Tried it the other day.

I looked like an extra from a Cathal McCarron movie after it.
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Old 13-06-2018, 09:57 AM
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Correct. Tried it the other day.

I looked like an extra from a Cathal McCarron movie after it.
Lmao
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Old 13-06-2018, 10:16 AM
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Saw a garda a few days ago driving a patrol car while sipping from a coffee cup at the same time.
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Old 13-06-2018, 10:30 AM
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I saw a woman plucking hairs from her chin with a tweaser
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