invited back to her house

[Pepe]

you stumble up her drive after copping a feel of each other in the cab.

Shes game a ball.

She opens the door and leads you into her kitchen for the cuppa tae that precedes the jump.

You notice something is not quite right though.

Then it dawns on you.

Toys.

Scattered in the corner.

Shes a single mom but she never let on.

Does it affect your performance in the scratcher? Does it put you off in any way?

Or do you presume shes a bit durty? So you can treat her that bit rougher. An extra tug of the hair. A few slaps thrown in for good measure.

Let me gather your thoughts on this one gents.

[Macoitir]

You post a lot like paddy

[Stacky]

Were you driving the cab while copping a feel ?

[Pepe]

Originally Posted by Macoitir

You post a lot like paddy

my cover is blown im actually his alt

[Macoitir]

Was it his mam - after collecting him from the dance? .... Sick fucker

[Macoitir]

Originally Posted by Pepe

my cover is blown im actually his alt

I never said you were .... Rmfp

[Stacky]

Originally Posted by Macoitir

You post a lot like paddy

Padminstein has a lot more "we are fucked" "doom & gloom" and "God I am homesick" in his posts.

[Macoitir]

Originally Posted by Stacky

Padminstein has a lot more "we are fucked" "doom & gloom" and "God I am homesick" in his posts.

True
However if u replace sex with the doom and gloom they're a close match although pad at least seems to know what he's on about, poor auld pepe wouldn't know a tit from an elbow!

[jack-your-body]

Originally Posted by Stacky

Padminstein has a lot more "we are fucked" "doom & gloom" and "God I am homesick" in his posts.

[RutlandStreet]

Never mind Pepe think of her shock when she wakes up and looks at you without the beer goggles