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Old 22-11-2011, 06:38 PM
Mick Lyons Mick Lyons is offline
 
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'Game management': the ability to decide whether to kick the ball out over the sideline or throw it 2 yards sideways to the nearest 18 stone oaf.
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:38 PM
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'Going through the phases': repeatedly throwing the ball 2 yards sideways to the nearest 18 stone oaf.
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:40 PM
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Meath man pours piss on brutish, unsophisticated field sport tactics shocka!!!!!!
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:45 PM
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great idea mick.

taxonomy time
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:52 PM
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"gaining good territory".

pick ball up off ground.

run head first into 5 big lads..

fall to floor.

teammate picks up ball and repeats.
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:57 PM
Michael P Splonk Michael P Splonk is offline
 
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arm wrestle - 2 packs push each other around a bit for 80 mins. the ball is rarely seen.

Lads like g hook tell us this is heroic, and invoke memories of the somme
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Old 22-11-2011, 06:59 PM
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'lineout' throw the ball between two 6'6'' lumps being lifted by 2 more 6' lumps.

they don't even need to jump like.
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Old 22-11-2011, 07:01 PM
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''calling the mark'' catch the ball and pussy out of any contact
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Old 22-11-2011, 07:07 PM
Michael P Splonk Michael P Splonk is offline
 
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lifting used to be banned but these unathletic types actually couldn't jump.

i always thought lifting was a very rugby solution to a rugby football problem. Lets get the fat lads to lift one of the other fat lads. Then we'll tell the gormless masses that lads like the bull are unreal 'lifters'

You'll often here a pseudo in the pub say, hayes is some lineout lifter.

Like i'm a great put my bike in the shed-er.
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Old 22-11-2011, 07:18 PM
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Maul: Overweight men engage like pigs eating from a trough until someone releases the ball and gives it to a man who throws it to a man who kicks it out of play to rapturous applause.
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