Rogby football skills translator

[Mick Lyons]

'Game management': the ability to decide whether to kick the ball out over the sideline or throw it 2 yards sideways to the nearest 18 stone oaf.

[Mick Lyons]

'Going through the phases': repeatedly throwing the ball 2 yards sideways to the nearest 18 stone oaf.

[rebelicecreamman]

Meath man pours piss on brutish, unsophisticated field sport tactics shocka!!!!!!

[Michael P Splonk]

great idea mick.

taxonomy time

[KD Langer]

"gaining good territory".

pick ball up off ground.

run head first into 5 big lads..

fall to floor.

teammate picks up ball and repeats.

[Michael P Splonk]

arm wrestle - 2 packs push each other around a bit for 80 mins. the ball is rarely seen.

Lads like g hook tell us this is heroic, and invoke memories of the somme

[gingin]

'lineout' throw the ball between two 6'6'' lumps being lifted by 2 more 6' lumps.

they don't even need to jump like.

[gingin]

''calling the mark'' catch the ball and pussy out of any contact

[Michael P Splonk]

lifting used to be banned but these unathletic types actually couldn't jump.

i always thought lifting was a very rugby solution to a rugby football problem. Lets get the fat lads to lift one of the other fat lads. Then we'll tell the gormless masses that lads like the bull are unreal 'lifters'

You'll often here a pseudo in the pub say, hayes is some lineout lifter.

Like i'm a great put my bike in the shed-er.
One of the best around

[Justin Credible]

power play......using their polio strength