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Old 16-03-2010, 10:01 PM
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Old 16-03-2010, 10:04 PM
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Robbie Keane has booked his family into a time-share apartment in Orlando for the last fortnight in June.

It's been revealed that the booking was made several years ago.

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An open-top bus reserved several years ago for a date shortly after July 11th through Central Dublin is now available once again for bookings.
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Andy Reid has announced he will no longer be available for the diet reality show on RTE called Ireland's Biggest Loser.

Reid told reporters " It wouldn't be fair to appear on the show without the rest of the lads in the squad. "

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Stephen Ireland has announced he will not be available for selection for the 2014 World Cup campaign.

Ireland told reporters " As a true Irishman I felt it my duty to put club before country."
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The FAI has announced that in the likely event of Ireland not qualifying for the 2014 World Cup they have formally applied for special status as the official
" 74th team " should the penalty shoot-out between Botswana and the Faroe Isles be questionable because the ball was slightly off-centre on the penalty spot.
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The FAI has announced that the next manager of Ireland is to be
Thierry Henry.
An official spokesman said " He may be a cheating bastard but he's now our cheating bastard. "
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Meanwhile, in a bid to prove that old Italians on the lookout for a soft pension option make the best managers of the Irish football team, the FAI is considering a proposal to install, as their next manager, 84-year-old Guiseppe Calzone - currently running a take-away pizza parlour in Clontarf.
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Cork City FC have announced a correction on their official website to the kick-off time of their next home match at Turner's Cross on Saturday.

It should have read 3pm instead of the published " whenever we get 10 people through the turnstile. "
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News just in - The Cork-based branch of the Manchester United Supporters Club has asked for the loan of a SatNav with the words OLD TRAFFORD keyed in as they plan their first-ever visit to that there London.
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